Wasting time Volume 40

Welcome back,
The Lurker has decided with all the different things stuff to get done Wasting time has to take a back seat and be updated every 2 weeks instead of every week. The lurker is trying to break 300 videos on Youtube and the Barflies has been taking up a lot of my normal do nothing time.

If you have watched any of the Lurker's Youtube Videos then you know the logo that is at the end of all of them. The god warrior who says "Dork Sided" has a freakin website. She tries to play off her insanity as a joke. Life is just a little to weird for the Lurker when she has a promotional site.
Well on to some good old fashioned wastes of time.

Signed,

the Lurker

Videos

• A compilation of people being scared
• It took the Lurker a long time to find this again, It is the Star Wars spoof of a trailer that is just one of the best.
• Writers from the daily show on strike
• samurai versus cockroach
• This could be just one of the reasons we are not winning the war
  
• One of the best understandings for anyone on global warming. I wish I had had this teacher
  
• If you have not seen the 100Th Family Guy special you are missing out. Someone clipped out all the parts we all know and just left Seth's interviews
  
• Compilation of bad days in the office
• Awesome! Protesting Star Wars because of the "Demon" known as the force
  
• keep your Jesus of my Penis, Very good with real points
  
• This is a commercial site but just give it a second. it is really cool
• Ricky Gervais explains creation, really excellent
• Mountain dew steven Segal commercial
  
• Cell Phone Karma
• Japanese WTF Fanta commercials
• Oh Jason is going to love this. OK I know it is Fiction but 911 predicted in the X-files is fairly creepy but so was the whole series.
  
• A happy little student video
• This Atheists 10 Commandments
• A set of hideous astrology songs
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Images

• I think she's gone
• One of the absolute scariest photos of a rabbit
• Happy drunk Halloween
• I hope they got a treadmill as a gift
  
• Oh ya she is gonna be a good little virgin 4-eva
  
• Someone was a bit nervous in this hockey pic. Seriously it is the type of pic you ignore till it is pointed out to you.
  
• Superheroes gone bad
• Pokemon Pimp
  
• OK the hamburger I get but why the helmet?
  
• Flying cat, why?
  
• Unusual wedding photo
• What year is it? Are we really in the cybernetic prostitute era
  
• Who wouldn't go steady with Hitler?
• Will the real Peter griffin stand up
  
• Drinking and driving never looked so fun
• Halloween dungeons and dragons fanatics
  
• Urine trouble, really what are the odds
  

Links

• The Lurker challenges you to a game of monkey kickball, check the score
  
• Good stick Figure game
• Dress the paper squirrel
• A little too cut of a game. It is a match the brick sort
  
• A really fun game where you create portals
  
• Dancing with a pipe cleaner
  

Extra! Extra!

OK so last time the Lurker talked about the mustached thing he set up. Here are the pics from the non-event. It was taken down because people have no sense of humor not even for minorly funny gag like this

Wasting Time Volume 39

Another week *cough* couple of weeks and a new volume of stuff to waste your time comes out. The Lurker got into work and decided to do his usual monthly check of my spam folder and The Lurker was greeted by the basic spam, Viagra, porn, too fat, too hairy, not hairy enough. This time however The lurker could not contain his laughter. The writing was too obnoxious and awesomely dumb. "Carina spreading apart her meat curtains" How magical is that? It is so damn hideousness. And speaking of hideousness because of Halloween the Lurker thought he would decorate for the great holiday. So we have this truck with people on the side. They are random people supposed to represent the place the Lurker works. So The Lurker printed out a whole mess of mustaches and taped them on. The Lurker found this hysterically funny but then again the Lurker has watched Daffy Duck do the same thing. Then The Lurker went to check on his work and someone had taken it all down. So the Lurker suing his brilliant deductions noticed a trash can and figured they must be in there so the Lurker put them up once again. This very morning they were gone. There is no laughter in some souls............................Maybe goatees next.

Signed,
The Lurker

Video

The Lurker never trusts zombies learn what to do. These people put out a series that helps you understand things of the net like Wikis and RSS feeds


WOW! so much to learn

• What happens when you give two guys exercise balls
• Good Idea, moderately funny bathroom prank
• Gali the Alligator...the decimator
• French D&D in action
• Darth Vader in love Part 1- so strange and pink
  
• G.I. Jonny
• Ninja Parade, good coverage from the Onion
  
• Ann Coulter the music video called perfected
  
• The razor - a strange tale of a comic
  
• Nice Mashup of the Peanuts cartoon
  
• If you are not into music you will be bored. A video of some musicians who break into an apartment to make music
• Cheerleader run over by football team
  
• Another great cartoon from Pixar, this time musicians
  
• An old classic - Rude Rainbow
• How to steal an election
• Lovely little Vodka ad
  
• A collection of Viral videos set to we didn't start the fire
  
• Why is this Storm Trooper dancing around?
• Wow the well is dry when all the Japanese can think of doing is screaming at each other. Still better than wheel of fortune though!
• Hate to be stupid but I know nothing of this guy. Nice looking documentary about the face on mars though
  

Images

• Best damn photo ever of our Government at work
  
• What you get what you expected
• McDonald's new ad, they sure are pushing it
  
• The great sausage uprising
• the best stuff on my cat ever
  
• Welcome to Eurobad 78
• I see Jesus everywhere
  
• weddings
• Creepydolls - crab
• Good flying
  

Links

• Card toss game. very addictive
• Finally this goes the other way. Chinese getting English tattoos
  

Wasting Time 38

The Lurker has been out of work for two days and he feels like utter crap. tomorrow the Lurker hopes to go back. So to this I wanted to at least put up a post to feel like I actually did something. That's all the Lurker has so onto the fun.

Signed,
The lurker


Videos

Now the Lurker loves seriously bad Helen Keller jokes but this is just ridiculous

QVC sells cat bags

• One seriously clean window
• Endurance Challenge: Mordred's island
• Hydro commercial, really strange but cool
• Ashcroft is gone but his media stage presence lives on
• Oswalt's Star Wars rant
• Must be in a Star wars kind of mood, Triumph the Wonder Dog interviews geeks
• Table cloth challenge, you have to love a Japanese gameshow
• This is why the Lurker never goes outside, poor kid
• When did Burger King get so nuts with their commercials
  
• More SW, this time the best political commercial
• Oh those crazy beauty queens
• Seriously a limbo gameshow
  

Images

• There are good pictures and then there are pics, UPS driver
• Ebay porn, mostly safe for work
• OK, this is a comparison of bars *cough* I mean the women at the bars but only in Sweden and the UK
  
• Not the bird flu again
• Comics through the ages but only the NAD shot
  

links

• Really nice puzzle game
• Just the worst type of game. Sneaky find the difference game.
• Awesome idea to use older flash drives
• News story of an Aethist who hs his house egged, the last line is the best in the world.
  
• This should be kept in every kitchen, a periodic table of foods that go bad and when
  

Short Week

Sorry everyone. The Lurker lost a day of research due to the holiday so just not enough time to get it done. If you would like to help please send some stuff over to the Lurker. OK it really wasn't the holiday but the Lurker started an old xbox game and he cannot do anything till it is done.

So for show and tell all I brought was Colin's submission. It should be labeled MOST AWESOME THING ON THE NET!!!!!!!!!

Seriously just amazing. Keep the hideous coming in. Just WOW!

Sincerely,

The Lurker

a bit of awesome

The lurker is against Twit Romney. He once cut funding to the Lurker's job for teaching people English and computer literacy.
Watch his face as he answers this guys question about medical marijuana.

Wasting Time Volume 37

Another week gone and done with. This weekend we not only get a day off but there are 3 weddings of note going on. So to all the happy couples get some sleep tonight. It is a long long day.
Now onto the fact that the vote is overwhelming to choose just the best vids and so the Lurker has. Everything in the list is the best he has seen all week. Come on more is better and more fun to boot. So if one does not grab you another hopefully will. Enjoy the cream of the crop.

Sincerely,
The Lurker

P.S. The Lurker should mention the new blog. He and other imbibers are going to three bars per week and rating them. This all takes place in New Bedford, MA so expect some sketchiness. It can all be found at the NB Bar Flies blog. not much up there yet but soon.

P.S.S. If anyone readers of this post want the lurker to highlight their blog or site send an email.


Videos

This is the type of commercial that the Lurker searches for on old video tapes. Wow just gold, freakin awesome.

A disturbing and funny anti smoking ad

• Bowling would be better if it were hockey
• This is a video from a guy who has a ton of conspiracy videos. This one is of a grey behind bush. A grey is a gray alien. He also has a bunch of reptilian conspiracy videos. The Lurker beleives there to be an ancient war of grey aliens versus reptilians.
• Idiots smashes a WD40 can
• A great yellow page ad
• The Lurker does not post too much on the voting conspiracies but this one has a great feature 500 of Karl Roves emails. No really quite interesting.
  
• These look just so damn delicious. Space Sticks
• This is part of a very short movie called Goodbye to the Normals. The Lurker has not been able to find the rest of the film. It is only 4 minutes long.
  
• Try to ignore the commercial on the right. This is a set of videos that this guys roommates play on him. This one is in a library.
• HA! The US of A does not contain all the political stupid in the world. The front fell off. Totally safe for work no matter the title.
• Deadbeat superheroes
• Handgun shooting. This is really cool and simple.
  

Images

• A brand new genre of music
• Semi creepy anime girl, takes a bit to load but so weird
• A Mr. T poster
• Avery sexy storm trooper with Vader
• It is just a phase, a really long phase
• Creepy KFC pic. He looks thinner to me
• a Stephen hawking Lego
• Ewwwwww......Hoff Soap
  
• Furries vs. Klingons?
• Sometimes you lose even when you win. I mean the kid was against two trees.come' on!

Links

• The navy has new construction ideas
• A craigslist not about some Hummer girls
  

Wasting Time 36

Welcome back to another installment. Unfortunately The Lurker is a sad little lurker. A dear dear friend has gone away. Demonoid, the torrent community, has gone into hiding because of the Canadian version of RIAA cracked down hard on them. To this point it has been a community that had really felt it their duty to distribute everything from the archaic to the popular. Now I know the argument against copyrighted stuff and I can understand it but what about the stuff that will never see the light of the day like Galtar and the Golden Lance. No it is not a porno but a fantastic eighties cartoon. This will never be on DVD.
Alright enough. Demonoid, We wish you well and hope you are able to come out of hiding soon. You will be missed.

.....and now back to our regularly scheduled program.......

Signed,

The Lurker
P.S. The Lurker is sorry for the amount of videos, got carried away.

Videos

I wish I had a clue about this guy. He is a fantastic speaker. He reeks of awesomeness...oh and pot!

• Ya smokers piss the lurker off as well...keep your eyes on the old man
  
• Ya know when you try to be nice and the person is a jerk so now you hope something bad befalls the person....ah sweet revenge
  
• Jay Leno's photo booth gags, really very good
• Are you fat and godless then get fit the Christian way. There is one point during the terrific workout he says I gotta pee.
  
• Jim Henson Outtakes from an Emmet Otter's Christmas
  
• Harry Potter in the hood...the video
• I missed the Emmys as I do every year but Stewie and Brian made an appearance so here it is
• An actor fakes choking then does it for real...Let it load and skip to the middle. The blond should really think of becoming a doctor
  
• Should Muslims have to carry IDs? More of the brightest of our society
  
• Mr. Awesome, a short documentary (or fake) of the highest Missile Command scorer.
• A walmart orientation video with a special message about unions.
  
• The old Tootsie Roll Pop commercial updated with CGI. The Lurker likes the original best
• If you are unaware of Eddie Izzard then you are deprived. Here is his bit on Dart Vader set to Legos...WHY NOT?
• Had no idea about this trailer....Grayson, if you are a superhero geek then this is for you
  
• A very special video about Kent Hovind the creationist.
  
• A decent Captain Morgan's commercial
• The Lurker loves the news. Women rob a gas station dressed as ninjas...no seriously it is real
  

Images

• A strange photo looked at closely
• Strange Licence plate
• You gotta love MIT pranks
  
• You can always spot a code monkey at a peace protest
• I have no freakin idea...seriously just click
  

Links

• This is true Geek stuff. Get a lamp is a site for the documentary about text adventure games from the early computer era
• A plea for the furries of Atlanta
• A very simple game about bubbles
  
• Computer science jokes
• A little saying for your cubicle
  

Wasting Time 35

Don't taser me brother! Since The Lurker has recently been obsessed with the show Arrested Development I have been out of the net world for a bit. However The Lurker came across a Wired article talking about this guy who got tased at a John Kerry event. Check this out and watch the video and read the article. It is really amazing. Anyway onto the entertainment.

Video

By this time you have heard or actually seen the whiny kid crying over Brittany Spears. This is a George Bush version and it is magically delicious

By the way here is the link to the original, Note MTV has offered him his own show. The world is truly over.

OK this is hideously amazing how it lines up. This is the phonetic subtitles of a Dutch Kid show

• This is awesome. Kid attacks Pluto and he freaks out at Disneyland. At the end watch all the potential Youtubers capturing video.
  
• OK I like this little girl. Give her more than 30 seconds. I think it really is well done. Also the Music is really good and the Lurker has already grabbed it.
• A bit of a music video from the guy who played the Lion from Wizard of OZ. Really strange
• Canadian Muppet speaking to Steve Jobs about ringtones
• Ah yes the View. One host never thought about the world being round. bunch of geniuses
  
• Ya at home The Lurker plays HALO but if you do not have one I guess this is second best
• Finally someone tells the truth about 911...nintendo style
• Chuck E Cheese character employee guide from the early eighties, just wonderful. I want to play spank the chucky
  
• A bit slow loading but a great commercial for a phone
• 911 the phone number stupid phone calls, fairly entertaining
• An exercises that the Lurker is not going to do.
• OK time for a bit of liberalism
• This is the second time i have seen this from a policeman showing kids guns and shooting himself in the foot. The reaction from the crowd is well smart...put it down!
• Don't act like cattle. watch this video and agree with me. No seriously we will show you an unbiased viewpoint. hahahahahah. creationism vs evolution
  

Images

• The Lurker is frightened of this pic. Essentially a crown of fishes is being offered to a creature
• A bunch of Slave Girl Leia's in one pic.
• The Lurker saw this in Mrs. Lurker's garden
  
• If you are a fan of Don Hertzfeltz this is a snowman tribute to one scene. The lurker would like to live on this guys block.
• This makes the Lurker cry to see young graduates going off to their chosen professions. I hope Nick is watching.
• Sometime a classic is a classic
  

Links

• Awesome eBay auction. Really funny read from a mother that got tricked into buying Pokemon cards
• Cannot figure out why this is so cool. It is a list of Texas inmates and their last meal requests. It seems strange but once you start reading it is addictive.
• Sexy find the difference in pics game, sort of safe for work. Use caution
• A guy walks into a bar jokes list
• They thought you were extinct
  

Late breaking news from New Bedford

Town Hall Meeting Gives Townspeople Chance To Say Stupid Things In Public

Some of us come from this wonderful place. Read this and have one of the best laughs ever.
Shaun thank you for this. Bloody wonderful.

Signed,
The Lurker

Wasting Time 34

Holey moley once you stop for a breather it is hard to pick back up. However i finally got off my ass and the Lurker is loaded with cra....stuff. The Lurker could talk about the wonders of his time off but the Lurker wants to jump to it.

The lurker
P.S. A special thanks to Zack for doing this volumes pic. He also did next weeks too. Click on his site LifeMeter on the right and check it out.

P.S.S Notice the Ads are missing did ya? Well the Lurker got himself kicked off Google Adsense (boo and also hiss) for telling people to click on them. Oh well it is now a badge of honor. Who knows maybe there is a benevolent force that wants to be associated with the site.

Videos

I know everyone has seen this but the Lurker loves it

and now what the parent's side

• Sometimes things just workout just right
• The Lurker had to look up what a muffin top was, great commercial
• Now that is a gay video. It is called Bearforce
• I love stupid things at work
• What a cute ...um...demon dog
• I love good computer help
  
• Oh the future of the atomic family
  
• Do not eat before you watch this. A burger that is a bit too gross
• Just the saddest commentary on Fox's opinion of its viewers
• Pencilmotion
• Popeye meets the Anime world
• Accidents at home
• A mouse down a blouse
• A frightening man and his ???hobbies???
• Rocky is back
• An Anti pornography video from the 60's
  
• Snacky's Journal
  
• Unusual labels from an Asian Market
  
• When you assume you make an ass out of U and Me, Oh and your cement mixer too
  

Images

• The jacket makes a definite statement
• A family tree of note- some of the ugliest people on the planet
  
• A really long and unusual building
• Some have been up before but it is a great collection of wall graffiti
• A rather frightening story book
• Really awesome, name that theme song
  
• Ah! Yes the planning of grocery chains
• Game over
  
• A calendar of sexy sexy beach bums
• Some people at the food court eat alone. Mommy can we eat with the poor clown
• Calvin and Hobbes real life snowmen
  

Links

• Dating for Geeks
• What is your true age?
  
• Training for dogs - redball
• I love this, make your own tetris pieces
• This blog must be where the Lurker learned to write
• Like the McDonald's game this one is for KFC
  
• How Emo are you? The quiz
  

Storage

and on the seventh day he rested....

It is official the Lurker is tired, not of wasting time, but just in general and after delivering volume after volume every week since January The Lurker must recharge his batteries. So for a bit the Lurker plans to do some real lurking and just a little reporting. One instance is the Lurker's never ending search for the answer to what happened to Mr. Carvel. As you can see in the picture to the right The Lurker is doing some heavy investigation. I spoke to Fudgie and he knows less than you would think. Whales are you usually intuitive. Also The Lurker and Mrs. Lurker, and niece lurker...um..Lurkette...anyways we went to Holy land USA. An abandoned religious park in Connecticut. Spooky and freaky and oh so strange. So over the next couple weeks I may or may not report back in but like the south The Lurker will rise again. If you do have websites or junk that we should all see send it on.

and now to the shadows.........

Sincerely,
The Lurker

P.S. The Lurker plans to go see StarDust, It looks like one of those underrated fantasy movies that you kick yourself later for not seeing on the big screen.

Wasting Time Volume 33

It is Thursday and the Lurker is ready for the weekend and time wasting, so lets get started.
Signed,
The Lurker

Videos

• A great cat with a condition
• This guy wants to ban/burn a school book about burning books. Yes it is Fahrenheit 451.
• Cat compilation. A lot of repeats but a few new ones
• Four theistic fallacies on youtube comments
• StormTooper Stripper. So damn strange
• Chocolate Rain, really strange singer
• Some of the best falls from MXE
• A discussion with the 3 movie reviewers for Return of the Jedi. Talk about a classic archive piece.
• John West brings you the best
• Cell phone ad
  
• Office chair Olympics
  
• Well I am pitching a tent now!
• Are you talking proper Halo smack?
• Nazis, just a sad tale of woe for them today.
  
• Child Beater, forget crouching tiger and hidden dragon.
• Crazy Bruce Liquors. The Lurker would go with him.
  
• Dumb things happen to dumb people
  
• God bless Atheism
• Not funny, just strange. A cat that just does not care.
  

Images

• Bush eats baby kitten, Oh the kittenity!!!
• SO what if Spider-man and others got together to film a gay porn. Well see it from this guys apartment window. SFW mostly, What in the hell is Marvel doing?
  
• Shark Attack
• Best pic ever of the running of the bulls. Seriously look really close. Not one drop of blood.
  
• Earrings are so 2004 try this new fad
• Oscar the predicting death cat...throughout history
  
• Takes a bit to load but worth it. Darth Vader reading Harry Potter
  

links

• Ten reasons why gay marriage is unlawful. This is a very helpful list
  
• Nice novelty sticky notes
• Tattoo Prank list
• Goodbye Kitty
  
• Best vehicle ever, The land cruiser. Read the comments.
  
• Tired of World of Warcraft and second life and you need something different, Well try this forest. You can be a deer and not much else. WOW
• Fantastic list of email forwarders and it explains them
  

Wasting time volume 32

Another week goes by and the Lurker is late again. my guess is the rest of the summer will be like this. Yesterday I went through 76 videotapes looking for the strange and unusual while Mrs. lurker was out of the state. Not a damn usable thing. Well lets get to it.

Signed,
The Lurker


Videos

Really Excellent set of commercials


Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...DUMB!

• One of the saddest Skittles commercials ever, just fantastic
• A quickie, a miss on the balance beam
  
• This is long but very funny. Conan sends a writer to India to bring his computer to a call in center
• What is the freakin story? If you are famous is it necessary to do a drunk on the floor while eating a burger video?Lindsey Lohan
  
• Sometimes I scare myself but i have never been this sneaky, Crazy dog.
• The dramatic groundhog is sharing files
• The abortion question, no really think about it. Just great answers here
  
• Rather dry. Kirk Cameron on the O'Reilly factor. Both are just amazingly goofy in their attempts to put evolution down
• I have thought of doing this so many times, McDonald's athlete
• Nice music from a good musician, Tim Minchin, Two songs , one about an inflatable woman and the other about canvas bags
  
• Best Beer Commercial ever made
• I have no idea what this is or why but it is...interesting. Highway skating
  
• Nice music video that has a guy drawing on the wall the whole time. Check it out.
  
• This is so cathartic. A chatty woman in an office gets what she deserves.
  
• O'Reilly speaks to a real natural
  
• So when a cat wants in it gets in, check out spidey the cat
• Avoid the dreaded trapped arm
• Not funny just educational, Christopher Walken shows you how to roast a chicken with pears...Holy crap, just awesome
• Obama Girl versus Giuliani Girl, the trailer
• I do like a family of freaks, A good old fashioned family of nazis, It is nice they spend all of their time with their kids
  
• Does size matter? find out here
  

Images

This picture was sent in by Nicole, one the Lurker's many readers. Apparently a friend's cat swallowed a safety pin. Look close. Click the pic to see it much larger.

• Strange advertisements from the 40's
• The Lurker's real child +1
• C is for Cookie of Death
• Jewish fighting style
• I want a super megason
  
• Fake Moon landings
• Cat of doom, do not look long
• Crap that looks painful, Soccer problem
• The real reason not get rid of illegals
• Ironic pictures, nice collection
• A very creepy photoshoot from an abandoned hospital
  

Links

• Alright, you are tired and need to sleep right now, try the pillow head, Seriously is there really someone wearing this?
• A freakin fantastic list of stuff to do in an elevator, I love them all
  
• How walkable is your house? Find out what it is close to
• Two guys breaking laws across the country
• Not sure what it does but boy it is trippy
  
• Childhood goat trauma foundation
  

Wasting Time Volume 31

Welcome back to the late edition of Wasting Time. Many thanks to everyone who sent The Lurker all sorts of wonderful content. So with out much ado….

A new movie is coming out soon and it at least sounds wonderful. It is called My name is Bruce. Not to be confused with They call me Bruce. Essentially a town thinks that Bruce Campbell is actually his character from the movies Evil Dead and they have him fight a monster. It is coming out in September 2007. Thanks David
Video

Really well done, The Star Wars Musical

Fantastic milk commercial

Video

• This is a big pile of cute but nicely done. It is about a new pet snail
• The Internet crash of 2007….Oh the humanity!!!!
• A sad video of a demolition not really working
• A nice little stop motion movie about beer…a bit anticlimactic
• Nice pirate cartoon but definitely leaves you wanting a lot more
• Great Indian commercial…read the info first though
• Children brainwashed into praising the president. I did not know the pres was so thin.
• The Lurker loves him some HALO but this kid is having a problem
• Just the saddest contestant for who want to be a millionaire. What a muppet!!!
• WOW, they itch, will you scratch them?
• There is something to be said about watching others laugh. It makes you smile and want to join in. Some anchors lose it watching a runway model fall.
• A little philosophy and religion explained using video from the South Park creators
• If more halftime shows were like this the Lurker would watch more sports
• Bike jump goes bad
• A video showing how Gmail truly gets delivered
• This is Shaun’s dream to hit all the Starbucks in Manhattan in one day.
• A sloth and girl go out and have a nice date, WTF
• Hit me in the nuts the game show
• Beware anonymous users. There gonna get you!
• This is a takeoff of the old video where the guy gets frustrated with his computer,
• A redhead protest against Wendy’s

Images

• The Lurker has nightmares about this sort of stuff. Pictures of frightening fish…..ugh!
• More children’s drawings interpreted by artists
• Am I wrong or are they wrong?
• This reminds the Lurker of his much hated chemistry teacher
• Get your money out and support this man
• Sand sculptures, really cool
• Why is Lisa Simpson kinda hot?
• Anti bush advertising
• A little creationist gear

Links

• Go ahead and poke at him he doesn’t mind
• Geek sex line…audio only so you need some headphones
• A Zelda game but a bit strange
• cocktail game, you become a bartender and mix em up
• The awkwardness guide
• Fear the gay chicken, this is particularly heartfelt as one of chicken may be bicurious

Excuse of the week

Yes I know I am late! Also I know this is the second week in a row. However I was early 3 weeks ago so I am only down by one week.

That being said what is the excuse you ask? Well between the damnable length of Harry potter and the fact that Mrs. Lurker and I are reading it out loud, as we have done for most of them, and the fact Silo, one of cats, got out yesterday. A construction guy putting in our new door left the window open and Silo fell out of it. Silo is brilliant We spent an anxious night wandering the dark forbidding streets of our neighborhood. The lurker found him, amazingly doing a good imitation of lurking, across the street.

So all that long winded excuse done. I must go and do today's work but I bet it will be up before the day finishes.

Signed,
The Lurker

Wasting Time Volume 30

Just made it! Almost missed a week, whew! The migraine has finally broken after 2 1/2 days and we are ready to start wasting serious amounts of time. So lets get right to it shall we.

Signed,
The Lurker

Videos

One of the sexiest women ever


Just awesome!

• I have no idea about this bible puppet, just watch
  
• Spider-man on the set of the X-men, I thought he joined later
  
• Strange commercial
• A commercial that is definitely worth watching
  
• If you believe in ghosts then this one is for you, watch with a friend, very scary stuff
  
• Grape Scented Nerdery
• McDonald's speciest? What is wrong with robots?
• Skittle commercial
  
• Transformer toys are getting a little hot
• McDonald's commercial with Mr. Creepy
  
• Seriously Fox News knows how to go after the real criminals...MR. freakin Rogers....are they kidding?
• Good old classic reporter's pain
• Read a fuckin book
  
• Australian anti piracy video
• No idea what is going on with this highway
  
• The Lurker finds baseball boring too
• Lady has a small fit
  
• The state of the union you always suspected
  
• When someone takes 3rd person games a little too seriously
• Transformers - Michael Bay
• Colbert usually plays it so straight so watching him lose it is quite awesome
• Superman retires
  
• Country Music finally has made it online...the video, really worth watching
• Harry Potter SNL skit, gets old quick but the initial funny is OK
• Real Transformers
• Ghetto deposition, nice hat too
• Cell phone user gets what he deserves
• Tilted floor Japanese game
• Soundwave is just so sad these days
  
• Nerd Porn
  
• Wii exercise all day long
• Legends of the hidden temple redo
  
• Girls Costume warehouse
  

Images

• Finally truth in advertising...Santa
• F Minus comics...nice and quick comics
• I pee on flies
• Chickens and cats
• cloud pictures
• Homosexuality endorsed
• Best ad placement
  
• You were cupped!
• Good use of a spud
• White Supremacy
  
• Creepy manatee
• This is a comic that makes you think, no, no one would make such a terrible comic.....Captain Al Cohol....just WOW!
• Chuck Norris can stretch his leg

links

• A freakin Furrys convention, HOLY CRAP!
  
• A meter measuring the angst in blogs
• A DIY project with matches
• Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy original game
• Oh you classic you Pong, the game of the gods
  
• Anime Charlie Brown
• A site helping us to understand the word of the day
  
• Food of the wrong
• Pamplona game
  
• Flame warriors, a guide
• Oh God
  
• Want your own Emo, try this one
• Understand everyones personality through sleeping positions
  

Shopping

• YPL leash your girl
• New fashion, no more upskirt photos though
• T-shirts with directions, really strange but could work
• Best shoes ever
  

and on Thursday he rested

OK, the Lurker had a migraine and has not had any time to finish this weeks post. The Lurker will hopefully find time between now and Saturday to finish.

That all being said I don't want to leave you empty handed. Just recently I discovered there are a ton and I mean a ton of deleted scenes from family guy. I had caught a couple here and there but they were mostly terrible. These, however, are magically delicious.

All from the 5Th season


Here is the link for the rest of the deleted scenes

Oh, also there are ton of new videos that the Lurker has found on old videotapes. You might like them.

Signed,

The Lurker

Wasting Time Volume 29

Welcome back true believers....in time wasting. Now that the 4Th is over it is time to buckle down and start really screwing off. A couple of quick favors please keep sending me stuff you find on the net to share, please click some ads, and leave some comments. Otherwise enjoy.
Singed,

The Lurker

P.S. The Lurker is expecting more videos so get ready for more bad commercial and other TV crap-o-la.


Videos
Just the Worst video ever, just keep watching but it never gets better

• Not really sure about this one, weird special effects, look for the white dot for more.
  
• Batman after the bat car crash apparently...Turn your volume way up first
• A ton of Monty Python videos in one place
• The hottest fashions in japan...nice ass
• The Simpson's unfunny version of the World of Warcraft reality, This pales in comparison to South Park's or American Dad's take on it.
  
• And now onto something funny, the usually straightest comedian out there loses it, Colbert
• The Spider car
• Another great wedding fight, enjoy lovely couples
• A strange and unusual commercial for a scent
• Another video for Mrs' Lurker and Trevor, yes more cat action
• Nicely done duo comedians...the Umbilical Brothers
• Every Family Guy episode online
• A really sad attempt to get inside a balloon, Worth watching
• It's a trap
• Macintosh Junior
• Just Jesus!
  

Images

• Best car paint job ever
• A sign for Brendan in a music store
  
• Sometimes future tech is not always great, check the star wars pic
  
• Showing off how a picture is better with flash
• PC Weenies, A comic for tech geeks
• Just an overall awesome picture showing off the military capabilities as long as they are in my grandmother's house
• Wow, I was picturing this very differently
• Um, Kissing fishes
• Piracy helps Global Warming
• Really good candy, maybe too good
• Very funny set of photos on pier
• The most frightening rabbit ever
• The universe, just check it out and don't forget to scroll
• I am not going with this attorney
  
• Oh wonderful Japan
• Snakes on a plane fact sheet
• Zack's Wedding cake
• Who doesn't want to work at McDonald's
  
• Inflatable pub
• A DIY on becoming a webcam whore
• Heartless Emos, not really sure why
• This shows the military experimental recruits
• DVD rewinder
• Best cakes on the planet
• The Undies run at UCLA
  

Links

• Cadaver calculator, see how much you are worth after death, Mingle is doing some pretty awesome sorts of quizzes
  
• This is a wonderful waste of time. Type in something and see it appear in this workplace
• A blog focused on recycling everyday items
• Do you have unusual conversations with your roommate? Read this one
• Tons of ancient software for download, like Netscape 4.7
• Interesting T-shirt concept combination with cell phones
• I have Lard in my Anus...for all of you international travelers
• An anti crocs website, yes there really is one
• Entitled: hey crackhead
• The body of Christ and.......cheese?
• Arguments against atheism
  

Mr. T's Lesson Learning Hour

The real question is why?

Poor Poor iPhone

What you are about to watch disturbs the Lurker greatly.

Shanghaied!!!

In the Lurker's town there is a Historical Parade on July 4th and 4 the past two years a bunch of us have driven a Land Rover rigged out to be a Pirate Ship. This is from this years parade.

Wasting Time Volume 28

Hello wasters of time. Now I know we had at least one day off but that does not mean we cannot start slowing down to a crawl. The picture above was found in an old pile of recipes that the Lurker was going through. The Lurker found these on the side of the road.

Signed,
The Lurker

P.S. While driving in to work the Lurker noticed the amount of billboards that have images tinted green. Now that being eco-friendly is cool everyone has jumped on the band wagon.

P.S.S. A big thanks to Jason and Pete for feeding the Lurker big juicy wastes of time....nutritious too!


Videos

Being annoying can get you into trouble


Boy they rock

• Smoking is rather dangerous...takes a while to load
• Oy I cannot believe they did it. The Lurker is so excited he might plotz......JewTube
• No he can make it. Dock Jump
• Fantastic prank to pull at anytime with nothing needed...Thanks David
• Dueling rednecks
• The Lurker believes this to be Howard Stern and not Adam Corolla but wither way this is a radio broadcast featuring the grand demon herself Ann Coulter
• Bodies, a really good small showing of the exhibit
• Burger King 911
• Pets are helpful
  
• Not a big Simpson fan? That's OK just check out this old wonderful clip
• OK just WOW!!! Bow and Arrow girl
• The Lurker loves him some science. This explains silo explosions
• Water bloopers
• Confused by torrents? watch the vid
• Whose line is it?
• Sacred Heart Airband
• Need a museum fix? Watch paintings of women
• Pan the ghost of Billy Jean
• Millennium Falcon built
• Game Show Bloopers, really funny
• Great commercial with red and green people
• 
  

Images

• Great realistic south park portrait. Good enough to wallpaper. Why is Mrs. Cartman winking at me?
• Finally a religion the Lurker can get dig his teeth into
• The scariness of this is awesome. Ya I am not goin through the center of town.
  
• Best family picture ever!
  
• Just a nice thought
• OH crap I see you
• This is both the Gayest and Dumbest thing ever!
• The Lurker would have sold the house and never looked back.
  
• Somethings missing here
• A little sign to hang on your cubicle door
• Smart children, very very smart children
• Demotivating signs
• Mantisland
  

Links

• Stop drinking coffee and start smoking again
• A great site to check out all the hoaxes and email legends
• Geek Quiz
• Best story ever, Ernie check this out
• Test your senses
• Greek Gods family tree