shake that pig for all its worth

Now that schools are telling students to stop hand slaps and fist bumps and companies around the planet are saying no more hand shakes it is time for something new. All of these new rules are being done in hopes of minimizing the dread piggy sickness. Even the French are getting rid of the cheek kiss greeting. So I prpose we should all go with the bow. It looks way cooler than anything else and you don't have to touch others...YAY! I should say i am not talking about the standard bow. I believe we should do the full on fall to the ground head to the floor bow. It would make meetings so much more fun.

Also the Lurker deserves people to fan him and feed him sesame sticks.

Yes bow to me! Muhahahahahaha

The Lurker was wrong...sort of

OK so Glenn Beck did not die yesterday or the day before but he died years ago. It turns out what millions of people have been watching is a rotting corpse. To put it plainly Glenn Beck is a Zombie. He has all the basic traits of a zombie. He is slow witted, speaks and mumbles nonsense. Also zombies are known to be bad spellers and he has proven his skill on that subject quite well. The biggie here is that he is after brains. Seriously The lurker has watched Fox News and it makes no sense until you understand the one good thing it is for. The softening of human brains. Yes that is right I am arguing that Fox news' only purpose is to soften the brain up for easy ingestion. So there you have it people beware of Glenn Beck and his true ambitions. He wants to eat your brains.  

Otter nonsense

So the other day the Lurker was hanging out with Mrs. Lurker and a friend and I stopped listening to the conversation going on around me and I thought of an NPR segment about environmental archeology. They talked some about how man had killed all the otters in a region. I am not sure why this stuck in my brain but anyway The Lurker started to wonder what a gay otter might look and sound like. So I brought it up and I kept adding things to him like a little vest and styled hair so it looked like he just rolled out of the river that morning. Anyway later I looked up on the Googles Gay Otter. Really in retrospect I should have been thinking something like this would happen but I was just thinking I might find a funny pic for the site. Instead I came across articles about what a gay otter is. I knew bear was the word for large hairy gay man. I got that and understood that sort of thing but it turns out a gay otter is a slender version of the bear. I am not going to look this up but are there flash cards of gay slang and code? no seriously. There has to be. To be gay must be a lot of studying. Are there metrosexual otters? 

I guess that is all the Lurker has to say about gay otters but..well..yep...who knew?

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