Wasting Time 35

Don't taser me brother! Since The Lurker has recently been obsessed with the show Arrested Development I have been out of the net world for a bit. However The Lurker came across a Wired article talking about this guy who got tased at a John Kerry event. Check this out and watch the video and read the article. It is really amazing. Anyway onto the entertainment.

Video

By this time you have heard or actually seen the whiny kid crying over Brittany Spears. This is a George Bush version and it is magically delicious

By the way here is the link to the original, Note MTV has offered him his own show. The world is truly over.

OK this is hideously amazing how it lines up. This is the phonetic subtitles of a Dutch Kid show

• This is awesome. Kid attacks Pluto and he freaks out at Disneyland. At the end watch all the potential Youtubers capturing video.
  
• OK I like this little girl. Give her more than 30 seconds. I think it really is well done. Also the Music is really good and the Lurker has already grabbed it.
• A bit of a music video from the guy who played the Lion from Wizard of OZ. Really strange
• Canadian Muppet speaking to Steve Jobs about ringtones
• Ah yes the View. One host never thought about the world being round. bunch of geniuses
  
• Ya at home The Lurker plays HALO but if you do not have one I guess this is second best
• Finally someone tells the truth about 911...nintendo style
• Chuck E Cheese character employee guide from the early eighties, just wonderful. I want to play spank the chucky
  
• A bit slow loading but a great commercial for a phone
• 911 the phone number stupid phone calls, fairly entertaining
• An exercises that the Lurker is not going to do.
• OK time for a bit of liberalism
• This is the second time i have seen this from a policeman showing kids guns and shooting himself in the foot. The reaction from the crowd is well smart...put it down!
• Don't act like cattle. watch this video and agree with me. No seriously we will show you an unbiased viewpoint. hahahahahah. creationism vs evolution
  

Images

• The Lurker is frightened of this pic. Essentially a crown of fishes is being offered to a creature
• A bunch of Slave Girl Leia's in one pic.
• The Lurker saw this in Mrs. Lurker's garden
  
• If you are a fan of Don Hertzfeltz this is a snowman tribute to one scene. The lurker would like to live on this guys block.
• This makes the Lurker cry to see young graduates going off to their chosen professions. I hope Nick is watching.
• Sometime a classic is a classic
  

Links

• Awesome eBay auction. Really funny read from a mother that got tricked into buying Pokemon cards
• Cannot figure out why this is so cool. It is a list of Texas inmates and their last meal requests. It seems strange but once you start reading it is addictive.
• Sexy find the difference in pics game, sort of safe for work. Use caution
• A guy walks into a bar jokes list
• They thought you were extinct