lickety lickety lick

The Lurker has crabs

This may be just too strange even for the Lurker.

Japan is weird.

A friend that is dumb is a friend indeed

Creepy Creepy Creepy

A friday special

One video to get you angry and the other to bring a sweet smile to your face.

The first is the outright ignorance and horrendous stupidity of the Teabaggers. There are some funny moments but once you make it through those you are left with a rather sad feeling in the pit of your stomach that so many people believe things that people like Glenn Beck say. 

Thankfully here is a video that is bubbling with happiness. The Lurker loves a store owner like this who is passionate and entertained by his own product. I am sure if he ever stops enjoying it he will close the store that second. He owns the Soda Pop Shop in LA. It seems like a magical place. So Colin and Erin next time you come to visit let me know early so I can make a list for you to bring. I guess I could go online but where is the fun in that? Do you remember when a friend would come from some other area and bring some long forgotten foodstuff in their luggage? Oh pre internet sometimes you were more fun. And now lurkerites I think we should all sing together the song Memories.

Ok maybe not...

Do you have an iPhone and a longing?

Very well made

are you a Mc C

Ever since the Lurker saw this I have been looking for the Mc C

PSA about drinking and Driving

I will remember these smart words

This changes everything

The Beatles

So yesterday the giant box set of the Beatles albums came out and every podcast and news show has been stuffed with Beatles info. Now this is all well and good but they have been talking about all of the songs the Lurker never listens to. Yes I know the White album is the best thing in history but really their best song will always be Twist and Shout. Simple and easy to understand. A true song to make people happy. 

Here is the Ferris Bueller version. 

Also here is a where are they now post about the stars of the movie

One last thing and this is particularly awesome. This Saturday on Sept 12th a guy is recreating Ferris Bueller's day off. If the Lurker was in Chicago he would be all over this. Everything is lining up for it to be fantastic. If any readers of this blog are in Chicago please go to this and tell me how it was. 

all great ideas

The Lurker has a friend that when he is at the urinal he will not talk or look in any direction. I won't give his real name up so let's call him...um...Peter. Aw shit OK so that is his name. Anyway whenever we were in the same bathroom the Lurker loves to talk to him and ask him questions. This makes him terribly nervous. I get nervous I will laugh real hard and pee on my shoes. He usually threatens the Lurker's life at this point but I like to keep the gag up. Enjoy this wonderful little video about this guy....well.... pissing people off. 

Old ladies need love too

The Lurker felt a bit squeamish after this. It is like talking about your parents doing it. Why is that woman even in the commercial?

So creepy

Not too long ago the Lurker realized that his love affair with IHOP had ended. However I am proud to say my relationship with Denny's is still going strong. Seriously we went to IHOP and the place I remember of late night greasy food is gone replaced with a crappy version of Ruby Tuesdays. I can't stand that place either. They lost their way. Denny's is still true to its nature.

Watch the creepy video and enjoy the review

Hell I would scream too

This poor woman has a chronic condition of just being dumb

She is just so brilliantly dumb

I just can't seem to believe Glenn Beck is dead. Wow

This could be the greatest video ever made

Creepy creepy kid

The Lurker enjoys the song Minnie the Moocher and wanted to see the scene from the Blues Brothers with Cab Calloway. Instead I came across this. 

The Lurker hates Sylvia Browne

I hate this woman with a passion. Every time I have ever seen her she is wrong and continues to be wrong. She tells sad and broken people awful things. She should quit and become a weatherman. Ugh her voice even pisses me off. 

Enjoy this wonderful breakdown of predictions that rang false