Wasting Time Volume 23

So the Lurker has discovered a new addiction, going through videotapes looking for randomness. It started out wonderfully looking though video after video and finding that 75% of the videos that were blank turned out to be porn. Not even the good kind but 70's porn. The type that makes you want to gouge your eyes out. However some of the videos were great and one of them was viewed 11,000 times. This has only reinforced the addiction and now the Lurker is seriously hooked. Click here for all the videos.

So The Lurker has two questions for those reading this. Where can I get more videos and what can I do with all of these videos when I am finished. Think of a craft project then leave a comment.

Oh ya the photo. Mr. and Mrs. Lurker were lurking through the large trash and we found that fantastic picture.

This will make you smile


I wish I had $30....just add friends


The legion of Doom rated

Videos

• Holy crap! Why is there a Barbie dance club? Wow just awful. Oh check the URL as well
  
• Seriously funny stuff. A review of the hideous new show called Pirate Master.
  
• I like this guy. He challenges concepts. In this one he tries to join the KKK.........even though he is Jewish
• Ya doing this in Boston seems like a good idea. The cops there have quite the sense of humor. Think Litebrite ATHF
  
• Do you use Lunix or Bonzai Buddy? You must be a hacker. I love this video
  
• This a campaign ad from twitt romney. He is a serious jerk going around telling everyone how he saved Massachusetts and cut the money from places like sanitariums and also places like where the Lurker worked.
  
• Nicole will love this, Nancy Grace pranked by her own staff....nice. Could be faked but still funny
  
• Finally real footage of a Zombie attack
• See the new Spider-Man action figures. They seem a bit unusual
• Just a bit Wiilicious...some new games that have real potential...HEIL!
• So some of the Lurker;s students have, by accident, typed in Goggle instead of Google. See what happens when you follow all the prompts
  
• An old video of a guy pulled over but not far enough
• Don't eat before this one. A 3-D representation of Childbirth
• Seriously uncomfortable situation even though the mother is trying to handle it progressively
• They recreate the battery overheating. Quite cool.....sizzle...sizzle...boom
  
• This is a video that seems like it can be any group of friends trying to do something semi spectacular
• The Lurker has not seen the new SpiderMan movie but this one has way better effects. I personally love the sand throwing
  
• Tricycle + Hill = awesome
• The Lurker did not know about this commercial for starbursts. Get ready to do a little dance.
  
• Mainly for Peter. In China they make everything better, even the water
  
• A nice song about the ever going issue known as CILFs
• The matrix version of a fight between a wife and husband
  
• An unusual mix. Fountains of Wayne and Demitri Martin together.
• Remember the mime from the torn video. Here he is again
• Emos on the news
  

Images

• Stallone looking like a bloated woman. See what you get for taking growth hormone
• Here kitty do you need a bath? Talk about an expression his face
• Smaller and nuttier jedi's
• I am so confused by this sign
  

Links

• ZWOK! There was a great tank game a while back where you lobbed ammo at others. This is the same thing but with people online. Not bad, just OK
• So you need to organize some stuff and you need some sheets to help try here
  

Sexy Sexy ipod stuff (A one time category)
There is a ton of unusual sexy products for your iPod

• This is a picture that is all over the place. Ann Summers has gotten a lot of press over this
• NSFW I don't understand why this has not become a big deal but they look like they are having a lot of fun.
• Breasts and ipods
• iPod extras
• iPod naked? Dress it up in sexy lingerie
  
• OhMiBod
  
• There is actually a term iPod sex. Read about it here...safe
  

Wasting time volume 22

Well ladies and gentleman another week has passed and it is time to do some wasting of time. However this is not a lite and happy post. This is one of intrigue and suspicion. You see some time ago the Lurker had attended a fest, a party if you will, and a discussion of Carvel Ice Cream came up. We did a little frivolous searching and watched some wonderful old videos. It was all a good time until the party took a dark and foreboding tone. Possible murder, greed, and mystery was suddenly revealed to us all.
Today the Lurker brings you the usual fare but he brings you the case of Tom Carvel.

To begin Carvel Ice Cream stores has been a staple in the northeast for just about ever. You would walk into the stores and walk out with a ice cream cake in the shape of a whale. The commercials were even more campy. You would see some floating cake with a hideous voiceover and then you would hear the gravely voice of Mr. Carvel.
According to the wiki entry he was possibly murdered. I reprint the text below:

Tom Carvel died in Pine Plains, Dutchess County, New York in 1990 and is buried with his wife Agnes in an outdoor grave in Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale, New York, which is only a couple of miles away from the spot where he began selling ice cream in 1929.
Pamela Carvel, a niece of the late Tom Carvel, is not convinced that her uncle died of natural causes 17 years ago in his upstate New York home. She thinks he was slain -- killed because he realized employees had been stealing millions from his company. A private investigator for the niece says the doctor whose name is on Tom Carvel's death certificate has admitted he can't recall signing it -- and the handwriting that appears on another part of the document and explains how Carvel died does not appear to be his.
Pamela wants to have Carvel's body exhumed for a posthumous autopsy.
Pamela and other relatives have long suspected Tom Carvel was drugged or suffocated by someone he thought was stealing money from him. His death sparked a complex and still-pending battle over his estate, stemming largely from questions about money Carvel had earmarked for donation to children's charities. Pamela Carvel suspects an untold amount was stolen instead of going to those charitable causes.
As one might expect when there are millions of dollars involved, the charges and countercharges through the years have included accusations that Pamela Carvel was herself trying to steal from the Carvel estate after her uncle's widow, Agnes, died in 1998.
Pamela Carvel says his death occurred one day before he had planned to fire two veteran employees he had suspected of stealing from him. Her uncle died as she was heading back to New York at his behest to help investigate how he suspected his ice cream empire was being systematically embezzled.
While the timing of his death was suspicious, it took a back seat to the family's grief. No autopsy was performed, and Tom Carvel was buried at Ferncliff Cemetery in Westchester County.
Subsequently, there were more and more suspicions of financial chicanery and missing money.
Carvel's estate is said to be worth about $80 million to $250 million.

Spooky!!!! Now for some supplemental information

• An article about the nieces request for exhumation
• A great article on the similarities of Santa and Fudgie the Whale

Commercials

The icon himself Cookie Puss


The new mascot who has a bit of a TUDE'

Now what have we learned? Do not become a millionaire because of ice cream because your workers will kill you. So next time you bite into a crunchy ice cream cake remember the blood is on your hands um....fork...as well.

And now onto our previously scheduled program

Videos

The best video of eating sausages ever...no really

Weng Weng is a badass, Shaft is just a sucka!

Yo know the Lurker like dumb people but come on! You are saying he did not see this coming!!!!!!

Oh wacky science pay attention to smart Scientology...Shaun take notes

Morgan Freeman and Spiderman....Oh and a pile of hideousness

• Exercises = hurt or maybe it is dumb = hurt
• A song about being a KKK member. Really very good
• People are a cuntinuing source of fun on game shows
  
• If I was a mugger I would move to another town. Woman owns a purse thief
• I am definitely buying this. The snow bird
  
• Don't understand copyright law? Let Disney movies explain it to you. Very interesting...annoying
• Why not to buy Kleenex
  
• Rambo 4. Boring beginning but he has to be a badass
• Tiny Tim video. This video is set all the way to hideous
• Old story rabbit loves cat, cat runs away. OK not an old story but neat
  
• The rules of Dodgeball made easy
  
• Why is Deluise dancing?
• is Jesus not listening to you? Try here
• I love eggs too
  
• A guy blowing donut bubbles under water. You got see it to understand
• Harry Houdini music video
  

Images

• This is awesome. Someone made a map of the old game ZORK. Really cool
• What would Jesus drive?
• Poor poor cats dressed up in costume. Cute and terrible!
• Pac-man's skull, thanks Pete
• I wish the Lurker's father had this coat. A true smoker's jacket
• Russian cakes
  
• Spooky Russian underground city
  

Links

• Boy I sure do not know what glue to use to glue that banana peel to a tire. This is a how to of glue, thanks Jason
• Going camping? take this checklist
• Very Important everyone!! National Towel Day in honor the great author. May 25Th
• Best book intro website ever...and the cheapest as well. Nicole take notes
  

Shopping

• Need these mugs
• Let Mr. Bush know how you feel
• This is the best idea ever. Programmable cup
• Get the first issue or you will be bored stiff. no how about people are dying to get this magazine? Aw screw it!
  

Wasting Time Volume 21

Welcome to wasting time volume 21. I have to say this post is a little video top heavy. There has not been much time this week so just go ahead and enjoy everyone.

Videos

Holy crap best pizza commercial ever......ignored


The song I cannot get out of my head


This video is a bit long but just amazing. It is entitled how to smoke a joint.It is a 70's video and it is so perfect.

I knew this was possible and wrong


Obi-wan buys a used car. Awesome puns here for the Star Wars fanatics

• The lurker would treat his children's tooth problems thusly
  
• I haven't figured out if this is fake. The heads look really real
  
• A man in a deer's headlight.
• Why does Dora have such a horrible life? Damn you Alec Baldwin
  
• Palestinian Mickey Mouse. Funny and scary. Things are so gonna be great in 20 years
  
• Ya I am not buying a car from this guy. Does he seem angry?
  
• Awesome random kindness....she was dirty
• Sin Trek the final take before the rapture
• I am a blender...not really sure
  
• A diving cat, no really a deep sea diving cat. ?!?
  
• Cops on Tatooine
  
• Amazing Grace abused beyond belief
• Lord of the rings always seemed a bit long to me too
  
• A compilation of dumb people doing dumb things
• You are sooo hungry for Chinese food. It is time to wok it out
  
• Microsoft's version of the iPhone called the oPhone
  
• No diving for the lurker when octupi are in the water
• Harry Potter intervention....Oh Kim we will get you help
• Good old fashioned youtube vid. A kid gets kicked by a dance. You know it is coming and it still gets you
  
• More of the Pirate song and it is really strange. i love the kitty
  
• A nice girl with a bad day
  
• The coolest Transformers ever
  
• Music silhouettes of people
  
• A pastor that may very well be past his prime
• Understanding the word "FUCK"
• A great video on getting insurance, better than it sounds
• Not just a Diet Coke and Mentos video
• Shutterbugs the movie
  

Games

• Awesome cat with a bow golf. Freakin awesome thanks pete

Images

• Oh Lysol keep us together
• Top ten best women streakers, most likely not safe for work
• Just a wonderful picture of competing Christmas lights
• Simple...A cat chases a bear up a tree
• A really cool way of explaining things through picture and a lot of them
• an archive of throttling in comics
  

Links

• This is awesome. The Lurker has not finished it yet but essentially a choose your own path adventure dictated by forum. It has pictures to back it all up. Really wonderful.
  
• What would Jesus eat?....the book?
• The Lurker checks this site all the time but he was frightened by this item to make.
• Considering getting a Mac but money is an issue? Think no more with paper version of all of them. Very cool
• Need music real quick? Turn your speakers down
• How to insult people in every language
• I am a Juggernaut Bitch, the soundboard! Jason and Steve will love this.
  
• Giant pockets. A very unusual ad site. Rather enjoyable
• Pirate rules
  

Wasting Time Volume 20

Welcome back everyone for number 20. Now today's post has a special goal. A good friend and contributor of the Lurker is graduating this week. So in hopes of sending him off to a school were he can buckle down and really waste some time. Oh, also I can do a little embedding finally. I am not going to do too much so that the page loads faster.

The Lurker

To begin, one of the best valedictorian speeches Seth Macfarlane's Speech at Harvard
Part 1,Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

I hope Nick's father is watching, this could be helpful.


A bit lame but he was young then

OK I am older I know but I have watched this one over and over and I have been laughing the whole time

I found prat fall after prat fall but this one looked real

I feel as though Nick's final project at school was bit tedious frankly

A homeschool graduation

A Freudian graduation

Sometime I get a little nervous too, watch behind the speaker

While Nick waits for his diploma, just a little something to watch for

Nice short graduation speech from the U of M, Some good old Coulter bashing...Nice

Finally a little lesson to send Nick off with

Seriously we at Lurker Industries do wish him well and hope he sends in a hell of a lot more videos so the Lurker has some time to play Lego Star Wars. He has now graduated from a small lurkette to full fledged Lurker with all the power and responsibility that goes with this upgrade.

And now to continue our noble work

Video

• There are bad commercials and then there are horrendous commercials. Come on down to the Valley Ball to see em.....Mostly safe for work
  
• The best and cheapest of music videos
  
• Do you have troublesome gas? Try the man pad.
• Soon to be at Lurker central...the door
  
• Oh Travis this is for you
  
• This is a hideous takeoff of the old joke about a bunny and a bear....."Oh dear god!"
  
• The Army's new ad, frankly it is a tad gay
• Ya OK the lurker is not driving anywhere near a crane anymore
  
• We are just monkeys...finally an explanation of humanity that makes complete sense
• Musically inclined and near a farmers market? It is an orchestra of people who make their instruments out of veggies. A woman makes a flute out of a carrot. I am impressed!
• Now I hate fishing as much as the next guy but it is supposed to be a peaceful endeavor and not EXTREME. This is so sad, the rocket fisherman
• This is why the Lurker quit smoking
• Just another compilation. this time swing set disasters
• Why is QVC so freaking awesome? The smile stretcher
• Listen to this lovely woman, people died because of my answering machine being full.holey moley
  
• The President playing a little B-Ball
  
• It is fight time in the left corner...um..side we have someone weighing in at...aw screw it just watch. Don't give up watch the whole thing. Oh Grandma
• What in the hell is this woman doing. aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...chicken dance?
  

Links

• A nice little story why not to dance
• Fairly awful music about reading a book
• Things I learned from stock photos
• Awesome origami for money
• Men who look like Kenny Rogers. The Lurker has met the Gambler at hotel.
  
• I will own this machine
• Really cool music and song exploration. If you are into music try here
• Fun new game
• Great new half back.Pete stop sending hideousness to me
  

Images

• I am trying to beat it too
• A great early MS ad only shown in New Zealand
• Creepy Creepy ads
• Awesome movie posters
• Awful star Wars pictures
• Finally a true explanation
  

Wasting time volume 19

She makes the lurkers picture look tame! If you have no idea who she is then go to Wasting time Volume 18 and watch the first video. Otherwise welcome back. I know this one is a day late and last weeks was a day early. I believe this works out in the end. Also the reason last weeks was early was not through the lurker's diligence but it is owed to the fact that I thought it was Thursday. Thank you all for the comforting letters to remind me of this fact.
Enough about all of this lets waste some time.
To start off enjoy this wonderful pun. The Lurker had a wonderful laugh!

Video

• This is why Mrs Lurker wore a simple dress that day
  
• Mr. T is back and even more awesome

• Stupid people lighting a fire. The slow mo is incredible. See Nate the Magic juice can be dangerous
  
• I am drinking milk commercials. A blast from the past
• The true story of the Nigerian scams
  
• I wear short shorts, an old NAIR commercial
• A funny and then almost sad video called you are infected with humans
  
• An infomercial about why Microsoft is so cool, featuring the new 386
• A parody on the Apple ads but with a comic flair. Essentially DC VS. Marvel. Not much to look at but pretty funny
• Essentially the last new star wars movie translated into Chinese and then subtitled in English by them. Rather wonderful
• Compilation of stupid people being stupid
  
• Found this by accident, a web series of Gotham girls. Essentially all the girls from the animated series. Not the best in the world but if you are desperate for the DC universe
• A nice flash video about pills set to we didn't start the fire. I need to record this. Thanks Anthony
  
• If you haven't seen the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie then you should take Carl's advice
• Safety video at a construction site. Takes a bit to load
• Holy Crap, The video game you all have been waiting for, Family Guy versus Capcom
• Another style Mac ad but south park style...a little slow but funny
• Finally Pikachu in person
• Something in the new Star Wars universe I can get behind. No Cell Phones
• Oh David How the mighty have fallen...to the floor...and oh a cheeseburger...sweet!
• The Transformer's discuss Obama
• The Ballad of the NooB
• A recent but very funny commercial about a singing bunny
• This cannot be freakin true but if it is awesome. Watch this one over and over
• The Wonder Twins in "The Gopher Moat" really nicely done
• Wow that is effeminate. Now the lurker may have acted in the same manner
  

Images

• Important information for the month of May
  
• A collection of pics that tell a sweet and romantic story of love
  
• A map of the Internet, could be useful
• The post office of the future
• Since it is Baseball season we need a new pitcher with strength and a hell of lot of hair. Chewbacca and Leia throw out the first pitch
• Thank goodness there were people to glorify during Katrina
• Colin Sent this in and it is truly awesome. Star wars characters rockin out.
• A set of pictures featuring ironing in unusual places
• A wedding site devoted to the worst in fashion, awesome
• A breakdown of a douchebag
• It only took time to find an easy way of stopping overpopulation
• Ok no more 8 bit games for our president
• Paris Hilton Autopsy....sculpture
  

Links

• Very strange service. You upload a small file and get one in return. They do not do EXE thankfully. I got mostly random pics.
• If you are thinking of buying a new computer DON'T skip this one.
• Do you think everything is going your way? Well you have limited time. Check here to see how much
• Hot dogs rockin out...I have no understanding of this
• God as a programmer
• How many people died in your favorite movies. A site that keeps track of body counts
• Are you sick of people contacting you through the wonder that is web 2.0. You need introverster.
• A nice way of getting revenge on junk mail..snail junk mail
• Badly written hospital charts
• Iron Hymen, an abstinence pledge
• An ANTI Cilantro site....but why?
• The Christian complaint box
• A must have t-shirt
• So you feelin a bit frisky but are a true geek and remember BBSs then try ascii porn...hot hot stuff. Fairly safe for work
  

" I Know nothing!" Schultz, Hogans Heroes

I know I don't usually post about articles but this one got me. I will give you the gist and you can read the rest if you want. Wired reports a new military regulation pretty much killing off blogging for soldiers. This all includes contractors and most awesome of all the soldiers families. So the only bit of real info from real people on the ground is being shut down. Our military helping you sleep better by keeping the war as quiet as possible. Ya know so it doesn't disturb your sleep or anything. For the complete article click here.

The picture is from worth1000.com and unfortunately I do not remember the artist.

Wasting Time volume 18

Welcome back! I am hoping this post is a lot longer with some good junk to waste time to. I got some feedback from people saying they were disappointed in the amount of things they actually got done so I apparently need more to get your productivity down.

Hope this one is more to your liking

Signed
The lurker

Videos

• The Lurker does not watch the show but Trading Spouses is awesome and also dork sided or dark sided or just big, crazy and insane. This is a commitment but WOW just WOW! I swear she keeps saying dork sided.
• Oh MY. Freaking Awesome..She-RA and He-Man touched me in a bad place
  
• I so wish this was real. Border Patrol with Bush
  
• Start Dancing but beware.....compilations of dancing flubs
• Finally semi exciting bowling
  
• I would stay away from this car if I were you
• The Lurker used to read Lenore and it always stuck me as a lesser Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. This is a set of cartoons for the comic.
  
• Baby got back the Gilbert and Sullivan version
• This is for all those getting married this year. Be careful who you invite. Best wedding video ever...Brides maids away.NSFW
  
• Nice little song about a small subject. Give it a little bit. He take a while to get going.
• Ping Pong when you are really really good.
• Tarot reader looking for a hookup...very nice
• Finally some Rap the Lurker can get around.
  
• If you know nothing of online games avoid this one. This is a primer to what you might have to deal with in big dungeons
• Wonderful take offs of an Emo girl. There is a series. I got to say this is very funny stuff......I am soooo depressed
• Shocking Commercial
• Nice way to deal with kids doing drugs
  
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the show 24, watch out Boston!
• The Lurker would go see this movie. Run Fatboy Run. The eggs are wonderful.
• OK French girl singing for this nice little video. If you like pop stuff it is a lot fun. she also does Un Monde De Parfait.
• Dumb kid doing something dumb with canned snow
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Images

• Good Old Vampuss
• Time to rock out
• I am thinking of where to put all these. Varying Uncle Sam Posters
• Nice little illusion of movement
• A little poster for you
• Bathroom Sign
• A collection of Slippers. Travis will be so happy....Crinkle
• I knew it was coming. Hello Kitty...of Doom
• Instructional set of photos for the impromptu ninja. Amazing.
• Just plain bad wording, then again it might bring a lot of people in.
• Pictures of Fox News doing what they do best, being fair and unbalanced.
• Neverending story meets Jesus...um...why?
• The war begins
  

Links

• Just a collection of animated gifs that people like. The pedophile wicket is decent
• 100 unsexiest men. How dare they put Gilbert Gottfried there. The Lurker thinks of him as a squinty god.
• Cheney on Earth Day. Awesome!
• I knew there was Russian plan...for Fisher Price vehicles.
• A site devoted to the Holey Burrito
• The Lurker cannot deal with these photos. The Lurkers stomach goes all throw up-e.
• Still unsure of this one. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
• Lonely? Need a special friend that cannot come and visit you? Try here.
• You have listened to the Blues now make it interactive
• Finally some real history and logic applied to the figure of Santa Claus.
• Write messages with sexy ladies. May not be safe for work.
  
• The Lurker is reminded of Zack's favorite the lizard people conspiracy page. This is a page devoted to the conspiracy of the rockin out symbol.
  

Games

• Want to play a game as in Wargames try Defcon
• An updated version of Killer or Programmer
  

Shopping

• Finally a place for Peter to but stuffed meat. I like these a lot.
• Just awesome things to buy
• The Lurker must own this shirt
  

Wasting Time volume 17

This will be a shorter post. The lurker has had to spend too much time not lurking and keeping up appearance in the real world. BOO! REAL WORLD!!!


To see some pics from the lurkers weekend check here. The lurker is of course missing in the photos because he was a lurkin'. Oh also Mrs. Lurker has requested that an upcoming post should be for our green conscience friends. SO from here on all post will be made from recycled blogs from other sites.

Video

• Apparently the lurker's theme song...Oh to be net Pirate
• Keep it green. A series of video about two girls who are now riding the bus...for the enviorment...very funny
  
• Cannot figure out what this is but kinda catchy
• Cool commercial even though it is Pepsi
• Old and kinda cool
• A music video with a song that is very catchy and retro...Fat Girls on Bicycles
• The return of the oh so frightening BLAINE!
• A bit slow but fairly funny Japanese video of counting sheep
• One really creepy dog...um who has the force
• Love connection with an unusually named man
• Great reactions from this man
• A bit slow but funny...snowball at a reporters
• This is a common thing nowadays, take a pic everyday but this one has a nice twist. Show the kids this one.
• Would not be a post without a compilation of the dumb...on boats
  

Links

• This will make some of the lurker friends sad!
• God hates Shrimp...way better than the next one and makes more sense
  
• Gay? just read the bottom line and you will be all better
• I wish this was a real rejection letter, just wonderful
• She will be your best girlfriend evah!
• Well I guess any reason to put up a site is a good one...look at mine...pardon me
• Are you looking for a new religion? Check here to find out what you should be. The lurker came out what the lurker thought he should be.
  

Games

• Essentially take your frustrations out on a person
• Angry with your boss try here
• Just a dog, give him a click
• A line drawing game
• Left or right...you decide?
• Fly swatter
  

Images

• He truly is cool
• Vader is full of hot air
• The lurker is a Geek but not an uber Geek
• Cafeteria rules
• Geek humor
  

Shopping

• Buy this for your lonely dog now
• Nice comforter
• Best cards ever
• Start sewing now...just great idea...blood pillows'
• Man I have needed one of these for such a long time...what a great combo....dammit where are my keys I gotta get home
  

Wasting time volume 16

Sorry about the lateness and the length of the post but I have been unusually busy. Enjoy

signed,
The Lurker


Videos

• The lurker has been known to download illegally and I know it is wrong but I did not realize how wrong.
  
• Wow I have been looking for a tutorial. It is about time I learn.
• I had seen these during the election but Nick had reminded me about them. Think second worst campaign ad ever.
• 3 second of fun. The beach is nice but....
• Ya I am not buying one of these. My question is how do you fill it. It must take a week. Keep you mind in the gutter when you watch.
• Seriously awesome...Think people with way too heavy of accents talking Pokemon.
  
• This week kept seeing videos of Dick Cheney lurking on the side of a press conference. This shows what a problem he can be.
  
• OK just remember to not piss of the cops in Spain.
• Mainly for Tim. One description said "they had to give him a bucket of cash for this"
• And I thought I had hobbies. Fun at McDonalds
• Need a theme song while you search in Google then click here
  
• Essentially accidents set to Super Mario Brothers sounds.
• A very strange music...um video..i guess..oh Abbey
• I need to see more of this cartoon. I am going to the dance at the end all the time now.
  
• Not really sure this is necessary but...How to get a Big Mac for a dollar.
• More on the science of burger making...this one made me ill. Think Supersize me as you watch.....ugh!
• He's the computer man...really nice commercial. Get a MAC
• The Lurker is a major fan of Public service announcements. This is a new one showing the evils of Myspace and such
• Finally Mia your dream has come true. Peeps in a NUKER
  
• Another PSA that you will be humming all day long
• Finally help for dogs...Thanks Nate
• The video is not bad but the laugh track is horrible
• You might be grossed out by this...Simply a pelican eats a pigeon. hmmmm
• I have no idea but entitled your all gay.
  

Evolution and religious videos.

• I considered having this one at the top of the list I liked it so much. Mother + Atheist son = unhappy x-mas. Religious tolerance not big in this family. Good thing he is not gay too.
  
• A bit long but rather frightening. I don't think God is great for the old heart or the young one for that matter
• This one is long and will drive Nicole and Steve mad. Essentially Satan is behind evolution.
• This is the video response to the one above. It is a bit dry but he is very good and only fourteen...nice

Images

• One of the funniest things I had read in a long time. Seriously the Lurker must bow to the jokester of K-mart.
  
• A how to on making pancakes when space is limited. Not really sure why though.
• A little thinking first would be good
• Luke vs. Harry...see Kim there is a reason to watch all the movies
• If this happened to a school I went to I would have packed up and never returned. The freakin idea ...ugh the Lurker cannot deal .......shiver
  

Links

• Seriously Wikipedia is the best thing on the planet for having a list like this....screw encyclopedia Britannica
• Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys...thanks Pete
• A list of Blurred places on Google maps. very interesting.
• A nice way of explaining DRM to someone.
• The best foosball ever.
• This goes with the plush toy site
• I no what Shaun's children are wearing for Halloween
  
• Pimp Daddy Swank's World of Comedy Porn Titles!

Games

• McDonald's Game
• Dan Dan's Revolution
• Sun Micro systems and Indiana Jones...that makes sense
  

A set of instructions...Thanks Jen
1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. then click on "get directions"
4. type " New York " in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type " London " in
the second box (the "to" box) and hit the Get
Directions button
6. scroll down to step #23

Wasting time volume 15

Welcome Back everyone. Another week and has gone by and it is time to waste more of your time you do not have. The lurker likes this look and will try to keep it up if possible. Yesterday was the lurkers birthday and he celebrated it properly by attending a meeting with Mrs. Lurker at the town hall. Some might say the lurker was loud and annoying when he should have only been quietly lurking in the back and unfortunately he made it into the local rag of a paper. So much for the being the nonentity in the corner. Oh well enjoy and lets all get less done. Oh and send some stuff in. There is so much time wasting going on it is unbelievable.

The lurker

PS As usual click some ads and use the bookmarking tool if you belong to any of the social bookmarking sites. The button is all the way at the bottom.

Video...I am including flash movies here. Just because they are flash does not make them less of a person..um video..

• Trevor's New animation. Very good. I believe I was with the artist when he first met the young crayfish. Love at first sight.
  
• A video so strange that you just have to watch. Watch to learn a new language and apparently get a bit of exercise?
  
• Just get through the crappy mime stuff and you are on your way to bizarretown...thanks Zack
• In honor of Passover
• This one gets a warning. Very good PSA but it gave me bad dreams....Thanks Colin
• A cute bunny singing for your pleasure about the lack of his...pleasure
• I don't usually put up just a video unless it is really well done...Mute Math...Thanks Pete
• See this is the reason the lurker never leaves the computer and trots down to the docks
• Rocky in 5 seconds
• Warcraft as Birth control?
• OK my cat might pee everywhere but he never interrupts my printing.
• Lower the computer volume for this Dell representative and friendly fun guy
• Boys Beware! The most awesome anti homosexual propaganda. Now remember to watch out for the overly friendly. Damn them for picking me up. Both funny and frightening.
  
• Usually a recut trailer comes out bad when done in this manner but this one comes out OK
• Get your fight on! The Lurker may have participated in this sort of thing in college...may have
• I could try to come up with something witty but it is so not worth it for this...Ya I got nothing
• This song is very catchy. I think they sell sauce of some sort. I need to buy their hats.
• Sometimes to waste your time you just need to spend a little time with your cat
• Weird Al Virus Alert...the only one I do not have....yet
• Skip the ad, super friends that are airheads
  

Audio

• Roy Zimmerman, He has videos of his act. They are worth it. Great songs
• The Lurker is not known for his musical ability but with this I am a drum GOD
• OK you are heading to a party and want to pretend you are from a different country but what accent to use...find out here
• Great list of music, If you right click on the MP# button and choose save link as, check the April's last days phone song.
• This is so wonderfully fun, type in a sentence and they use pieces of music to read it back, Also savable.
• More music flash programs, If you like electronic music check this one.
• The archive of misheard music lyrics. The one for my name from Metallica is ther. Of wolf and men
  

Images

• He-Man and his sis!
• An inspirational poster to put up anywhere
• Um Princess Leia on a beach with Darth Vader...Just enjoying their time together
• But mommy why you gotta smoke?
• Oh you got your women in my guns....Oh you got your guns in my women...hmmm that quote does not work with everything. Anyways check here for babes and ammo
• Colin put this poor guy out of work....the sadness
  

Links

• Gotta computer but just cannot find the right position to be in?
• A great link talking about the people on Myspace.
  
• Peter used to talk about dirt cake and I thought that was lame but this brings it to new heights or depths
• Find out Miller's suckpoint. This is a wonderful letter. I hope it is real
• Cartoon character's skeletal makeup
• I have no idea about this...Think of 3 mannequins having a TV show
• Rather a lot of time on his hands check the pie charts to be sure
• Finally a God FAQ
• You are dead to me. The list is long
• No idea what is going on at Zombo.com
  

Games

• I love this thing...The question is what happens when you poke a penguin
• Run people over with pedestrian killer
• I guess this belongs under games, New York city Pac-man
  

Strange things to buy

• Most awesome statues, buy one now
  
• Snorg Tees
• I must own these cups
• This is a video of Clocky the alarm clock in action. Created as an MIT project I think.
  

The New Wasting Time 14

Why new? Well because I thought I might organize this stuff by category. However I only did two of them. So please leave a comment and tell the lurker if you like this setup versus the old setup before I do real work. Also I want to do a post of only audio that you can get for free and legal. I know this is not usually one of my concerns but there is some great stuff out there and they are giving it away. Please email or post a comment. Oh and keep the submissions coming.
And now for something completely different.

Videos

This is a compilation of a wonderful set of commercials. I have watched this three times……..Cheers!

Some of you have bought the Wii. I will not because it is the Gitmo of the gaming world…Thanks Mary

If you like Dora the explorer than you will love Maraka

Just more reasons not to attend church….I do like compilations

An old one but who does not love Mario?

Man….I am going to this up and coming school. Is that a PS1 controller?

I love a good commercial

So totally not safe for work…Very funny though and with Amy Sedaris

Some of you have seen this before. A lovely PSA about white programmers….close enough…Thanks Pete

Oh my Kermit....Damn the Junk

Ok I know I harp on the Evolution vs. creationism thing

Go ahead be in the know Uh OH DNDers run

Been around for a while but I will tell you I learned something…Oh this one is better because it has subtitles….Thanks Nigel

Wow that is a different point of view. PLay on

Oh when geeks have a show

This is one of those Pissy work videos. Ya know angry with the computer…That never happens!

This is the winner of Wasting your time. These are a set of shows that were on about the Justice League of America. They are live action and hideous. As Colin would say they are a commitment

The Challenge and the Roast

Compilation of women falling. Just wonderful

Ya I am the mall lurking and you gotta go

God Tube…no really…not kidding!

I only made it through part of this but it a time waster and just plain strange.

Links

Now I know everyone enjoys sheep but this is ridiculous. I guess they would be good to count.

Count in Korean, are you crazy. Well it is time to join the craze…Thanks Zack

Are you a premed student? Do you enjoy saving bunnies? Are you quick? Seriously quick. I did not save the bunny...Thanks Pete

Quick game. You are the missile!

Some enjoyable shirts

Do you enjoy music? Do you ever listen backwards? I mean the music not your sitting position. I love this because they have Nature Trail to Hell.

Just strange but with a flair for the cool

I may become a Republican I will use this as a guide to the other part of America

My cans of soda are not cold enough quick enough….buy this

This story is very important to the lurker

NSFW…Frightening pic of a Woman

Do you enjoy going to a site and no one knows or would you rather go to Google an there are a group of friends waiting for you.

Jesus he is good. The first is the real site, the second is a wonderful parody. They would make great posters

Um OK…big black balls…of fun…Totally safe for work

This blog is wonderful. Great pictures of toys that should not exist. The lurker is impressed. Hopefully the Pics work

The return of the 13th volume

OK, I was driving home in a foul and depressed mood because I could not get this thing to work but because of a strange growling man in a tan car and a bowl of oranges I realized I had let it win. So with much nashing of teeth and oatmeal cookies the deed is done. However for the time being no more embedded videos until they fix the glitch.

One last thing when I and Mrs. Lurker were at our local large purveyor of food stuffs we found an intersting pairing.
and now the delayed post!!!


Welcome back to the 13th installment of Wasting your time. Before I begin I would like to thank Jonathan and Pete for sending in goodies. Please if you have weirdness I will take it. Oh and the usual shameless plug, if you click on an advertisement I will give a large percentage to myself. In fact I will give it all to me and Mrs. Lurker. Happy wasting of time.

I have watched this countless times and it kills me.

Guns kill people but what do pants do?

Now two great tastes that are great together, Star Wars and Elvis

I know what you are thinking. But why?

A nice bit of comedy

Organ puns on T-shirts, finally.

Oh those healthy incredibles

I know I have done a lot here on evolution but I did not know Darwin had a posse

An oldie but a goodie

Are you sick of Family Guy not being interactive, Try this. It needs work

Enjoy two superheroes that go so well together. Oh and ignore the awesome floor they are standing on when flying

Another in the wide world of what the hell?

Why is he checking what his kids do..ugh!

Internet Safety tips...beware

Another rather uncomfortable dating page. I love when he explains how he came up with his username

Chuck Norris is a bad ass, the video.

The big-time video for Obama about Hillary done spoofing the original Apple ad. This really well done and I even love the edited in iPod.

Fox news interesting banners

This is one to watch a couple of times. Look for the people getting out. Winter sucks

And you think my photo is creepy

A magician that leaves you hungry for more. I like tag lines that sound like bad news anchors on TV

You are at home confused and wishing there was a higher place to ask for direction, try this!

Just a nice montage of News mistakes

It aint no thing..oh wait yes it is.

Very nice ad campaign

I had to go and they were watching

I have not watched the whole thing because I started to lose hearing. I don't have a clue what it is about.

And speaking of going, bring a journal to write what you see.

Stop your jibber-jabber

For all the friends getting married this summer, click here first.

Nice bit of animation about a door

This has been around for a while but it is the future of ordering pizza

Since everyone has sent me this I had to put it on.I give you the iRack

Really not sure, just a guy and his collection.

How big is a cell for captured prisoners

Hello Kitty and the hell that it inspires