Last one I promise

Seriously this is so terrible I had to put it up. Just wow.

To end bad music week enjoy this hidden gem

The Lurker had no idea that Mike Huckabee had a music video up for the last campaign. Not as gruesomely bad as the McCain girls but the music needs to go away. Oh and sorry about the commercial. 

Not sure what to think of this

You idiots!

The Lurker used to listen to these guys just for fun. They will cherry pick and ignore real data to support any of idiotic ideas. Sigh you wonderful people at the Family Research Center are just magical. Here is one of my favorite parts of why Don't ask don't tell should not be repealed.

Marine Sgt. Steven G. Carlson, a military police instructor, took advantage of his position to exploit his students, inviting them to social events, plying them with alcohol, and playing games like "truth or dare" to identify who might be receptive to homosexual activity. One of his victims "testified that the appellant's acts shocked him, he froze, and was scared."

Read the whole thing here. 

Remember this moment

This was the last time before every dream you had involved these two beasties on stage. You will just keep asking yourself but why? but why?

Why yes that is Dolph Lundgren

If you get bored of the music just wait.

Run very far away from this version of Sweet Home Alabama

Also don't listen to her when she says turn it up. No really trust me on that. 

Music week begins again

The Lurker has been hoarding some bad musical videos. So all this week you get terrible and I mean awful musical stuff. 

When the Lurker was in fifth grade he had moved to a new town and was in music class. The teacher who was a psycho religious nut sang this but with more Jesus added to it. I refused to sing. I qouted separation of church and state but still got an after-session. My mother went to bat for me and the woman was reprimanded for it. 

So when I found this I knew I had to share it with you.

So go ahead and watch religion for four year olds. So release the holy ghost all over me....ewwwwww!

Tomorrow

On Saturday it the Lurker's debut as a minister and so I give you one of the internet's treasures. If you have seen it watch it again. It will make you smile.

Next new favorite shirt

I like this idea

wait stop the presses!

One more vigilante. It's turning into an epidemic. No cool suit but awesome kid

Always check for ninjas

After the Lurker saw KickAss (awesome BTW) he started to wonder if there would be an upsurge of vigilantism if the movie becomes popular. Well here is one of these situations. 

When we got to the cowboy boots I knew we had a winner

The Lurker loves the way they are trying to make this giant behemoth of a sword useful to you. Oh ya when you need to make a cut you just whip out the handy dandy GREAT SWORD. Also why in the hell is this man in a tie?

Awesome shirt

How do i cut thee? Let me count the ways.

Wanna be a member?

I used to have this on an old taped off tv VHS tape. I would play it for anyone who would come to the house. The line about being a member is still said within our group of friends. 

Give it a watch and repeat with the Lurker. Wanna be a member? NOOOOOOOO

Xavier rudd time to smile

The Lurker has liked Xavier Rudd ever since he was introduced via Triple J's radio station. I thought I would share this song with you.

I think they just might be cold now

Wendy's 5 piece chicken nuggets w/ BBQ sauce!!! - $1 (Elk Grove)
Date: 2010-05-14, 12:26PM PDT
Reply to: sale-c86t5-1740999152@craigslist.org 
Hello Craigslist!!!

well i just went to Wendy's and got the Baconator (best burger ever)
and a 5 piece chicken nugget and im afraid that im to full to eat the nuggets...

so my loss is your gain,

i will sell my 5 piece nuggets for .89 cents OBO!!!
and i will throw in a BBQ sauce packet as well!!!

willing to meet up locally in public place!!!

NO LOWBALLERS!!! these retail for .99!!! and im putting
them on here for .89obo!!!

will only trade for (2) Jack in the Box TACOS!!!
must be in good condition, as mine are perfect!!!

HURRY BEFORE THEY GET COLD!!!

Go dweaming lalalalalala

If you have been reading this for a long time then you know the Lurker loves the movie Total Recall. It is campy and wonderful. Here is a strange musical version.

Now that's a pouty face

Yuck yuck yuck

Hey are those a new type of Bongos?

New type of post

So for a while The Lurker has been posting some small extras to the Facebook Fan page and the twitter page. I am going to streamline this a bit. From now on I will pop small stuff like the little extra right on the site. I will still be doing the normal posts but these are the type that are good but don't really need an intro. And so here we go. 

Something to post in your cubicle. 

Why do freakin have this?

I guess if you saw the episode of Family Guy where he dates a cardboard cutout then you might have a reason for it but......
FREE Paris Hilton cardboard CUTOUT (Spencer Street, Providence)
Date: 2010-05-07, 4:58PM EDT
Reply to: sale-43sbm-1729672439@craigslist.org

It's about 5'10" still stands up, has a few crease marks. It's about 5 years old and I will be leaving it out on Spencer street in Providence for free. (Spencer street is off of Harkness which is off of Broadway)

Any questions, call / text
508-369-9554

* Location: Spencer Street, Providence

a pissbuck?

Embrace the german in this video and just wait for Mr. Clueless and apparently his lack of smell.

And to think I was just going to get a jump rope

Here is an exercise video just for the ladies. That was said in a Billie Dee Williams voice by the way. Here you will find a woman giving parts of her body a um (good?) workout. 

Also click here for the initial exercise. WTH???

MUST HAVE!!!!!

Boing Boing just had what might be the coolest jungle Gym in the freakin world pictured on their site. If you say that is not awesome I will come to your house and the Lurker will cut you with a lightsaber

The Lurker loves informercials. They are Marchino Cherry on the top of an ice cream of the TV world. Wonderful to look at but completely pointless. The best part is when they are showing you how much of a need the product would help with. So they always show some just out of bed idiot who would otherwise be in a home for the mentally insane who can't seem to work something simple like a pen. Here is a compilation. A big thank you to whomever made this. 

This just may be the best video ever. 

What a woman!?!?!?

The Lurker read this expecting something funny. It wasn't until I saw the picture that I almost fell out of my chair. So in the same spirit read through the text and click the link. DON'T CLICK BEFORE YOU READ IT.

Looking for a girl who loves to work it whatever way she can? Then I'm the girl for you!!

Me: Tall, reddish blond hair, well endowed & muscular with a deep tan.

You: Likes to work out, loves snuggling & hot nasty sex at all hours of the day.

Now I might seem like just an average jock, but trust me- I love the geeky stuff as well! I'm a big fan of Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Futurama & pretty much anything on adult swim. I also love to read, with Terry Pratchett being my absolute favorite. There's also quite a few books on health on my shelf as well! I'm also a secret fan of cutesy stuff & a not so secret fan of bling.

I'm working towards my masters in psychology, so I'd prefer a guy who has had some college in him. I don't require a degree or anything, but I'd like it if you did some school after high school. If you haven't graduated high school, then don't even bother.

I'm looking for a guy around my age, from 25-35 years old. I might go older if you are especially cute or muscular, though! I'm easy to persuade! ;P

EDIT: And NO, that is NOT a penis. Craigslist won't post a bigger picture & since I'm so tan, it doesn't give a lot of detail. I am all woman!!!

• Location: Richmond
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The most painful thing you will watch all day

I was going to grab the videos but instead just click the link and watch this guy fool, in the most painful way ever, the local news shows. He comes on pretending he is Yo-yo master. They are both spectacular pieces of video. The fact that he plays it so straight is just so damn amusing. The second video just may be the better because it features a rap. 

And now for something completely different

Here is a barbershop quartet doing the Ewok celebration for some reason. 

Happy Mother's Day

The Lurker was a big fan of this movie

When the Goofy Movie came out the Lurker enjoyed it a ton. I liked the songs and the animation but most of all the story. Here for no other reason than awesomeness is the beginning of the movie redone. They did a hell of job actually.

Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

The photo is a bit random but the lurker is just as amazed as you that I didn't have a picture to fit this situation. 

Sickly-sweet American singer Donny Osmond will probably be horrified when he hears about this.

One of the cases discussed by medics in the new series of BBC3's Bizarre ER - which starts next Monday - involves a woman with pain in a private area.

Medical tests revealed the problem was a rolled-up poster of her idol, in all his 70s glory.

We imagine Donny won't be visiting his fan...

From this site.

Gosh that schoolgirl looks unusual

A great news story of a man banned from wearing a schoolgirl outfit. So no cosplay for him? Even if you don't read the story check the photo of the guy.

Also I should say I have been saving this pic for just such an occasion. 

Holy sexiness batman!!!

When a porn company goes all in for something they go all in. Check this wonderfully awful and safe for work parody of the Dynamic Duo. 

Actually original movies

I have been going through movie trailers and there is a lot of original stuff coming out. I was starting to get depressed after I saw that the world was going to have an A-team movie. Check out zodan, timer, splicers, get the greek, the other guys, mailice in wonderland, best worst movie, Beetle queen conquers tokyo.
find them here. http://trailers.apple.com/

Not everyone is a great movie but at least they are new.

Matches! We don't need no stinkin' matches!

Happy Cinco de Mayo. These men would not be welcome in Arizona. Come to think of it will there be any Cinco de Mayo celebrations in Arizona?

The Lurker must possess this

Holy Crap the Tom Tom GPS now has Star Wars voices. KICK ASS!!!!!!

Here is the video from the outakes. The Lurker knows this should have been up yesterday for May the forth be with you but I didn't se it till now. 

Hey do you like Pizza?

Sylvia Browne is a douche

The Lurker has always hated Sylvia Browne. From her gravely voice to her toad like appearance. She is the worst type of Psychic faker. It is one thing to tell you some vague good stuff that will happen in your life like a fortune cookie does. It is another thing to give families false hope of seeing their children again or to dash hopes when the kids are alive. She is wrong at every turn. Here is a site discussing the site StopSylvia. If you are believer in her check here. The Lurker is not going to say that psychic strangeness doesn't happen but a psychic douche is still just an douche. 

Cleeeeeeeeeeeck

Keyboard clicker (granville)
Date: 2010-04-20, 9:43PM EST
Reply to: gigs-e5u9f-1700822013@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Im very old school and i like my particular keyboard.
see i dont like the new style keyboard that dont click.
and i cant seem to find a new keyboard i like.

my problem is my S key has stopped clicking

so i would like to hire somebody to sit next to me while i program

to make the click sound when ever i press the S key so i know that i have pressed it.

shoot me an email so that i can arrange some times and prices.

* Location: granville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay



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