Wasting Time with the Internet Lurker: May 2011

The Lurker was looking for a photo of Luke hanging upside down in the cave on Hoth when I came across this gem of a flashback image. You are looking at what I consider the very best of Atari gameplay. Seriously, you watched Empires then came home and wanted to recreate some of the cool snow experience this did it for me. Granted we didn't own this so I only have memories of going to my cousin Mark's to play it and it was either this game or the ET game, which led to the eventual fall of Atari, but come on, GREAT GAME. So anyway click the link and marvel at the cover art and ad and pretend you are 8 again.

If you were wondering about the reason for the search for the Luke pic. I needed a new Facebook profile

Wednesday, May 18

I wish all science videos were like this

I've written before about making science fun again. First get kids interested then they want more. Just like drugs. Nice.

Anyway here is the best song about climate change you will ever here. There are clean versions of this song iuf you want to use it in a school.

I am buying the song

Thursday, May 5

Osama photo released...you happy yet?

Seriously I could show you any photo of any old dead guy in a beard and you would say yep that's him officer, alright cover him up. Half the time on facebook when I look up an old friend and they put up a photo of their mom for some reason as their profile I have to think wow they aged badly. I mean Osama is not an old friend of yours. They released two versions of a birth certificate and people still don't believe it.

He's dead already...let's have freakin lunch

As a side note, I so hope this photo gets picked up by a news site and reported as real. I mean I made it to look so damn lifelike.

Happy .... de....

See now that's funny

Randomness, notes and to dos

This has nothing to do with anything

Dearest Lurkerites,
The lurker doesn't feel well because of this very dumb weather. Storm/perfect/storm/cold/hot and all that is in 45 minutes. It's screwing with my antennae that make my migraines. I could write all the stuff below on my personal Facebook page but my friends must be sick of me pissing and moaning so you get it. sorry. Some of it makes sense. I fear a lot doesn't because the pressure of the weather is making me feel like I drank all night and I still haven't shook it off. So this is just crap I need to get out of my head before it implodes.....um ...enjoy?
Me personally I would skip it.

I need a shirt that states clearly "unfit for the human race"
I'll make you a deal, you get to see the Osama photos you so desperately want to see but the deal is you have to look through 31 photos of your parents having sex. The raunchy kind. Still want em?
When I get out of the passing lane to let you pass and you are going to give me the "look" that says who is in my lane bitches the least you could do is smile
Why do schmuck assholes wake up feeling great and everyday I feel like this.
Why does the iPhone change "acknowledge" to Sonia Ed? Who the hell is that?
Note: My eyes make squishy sounds that others can hear in Starbucks. If you do this enough times they will not sit on the same couch with you anymore
Todo: get the Lurkerites on the ballot this year
Note: cats will win in a stubborn contest because they forget
If you are a woman and leave the house looking like a transvestite rethink your outfit and makeup
If you are a transvestite and you look like a woman when leaving the house congrats.
Note: do not ask to rearrange people in order of height when they are ordering coffee in the morning
Why in the hell are mourning and morning homophones? They really should be different sounding words all together
Todo: Re-listen to the fatboys version of wipeout... Not sure why
Do not exchange the word vagina for pussy in pussy footing around. It will make people feel weird
Note: do not intentionally click on links that will infect myself and others...Eventhough in a side ways that would be funny
Do I dress like Thor for the opening? Do I have the legs?
Note: don't bring chalk to Starbucks thinking it would be fun to set
up a hopscotch field... They will not cut you off
I am frightened by the man that when asked "how ya doing?" replies sore from sex. I will not shake hands with him. Why are his hands so damn callused?
Going to circus at a convention center seems so strange. Where is the romanticism?
Both octopi and vampires suck!
Grace van Custem is Awesome!