The New Wasting Time 14

Why new? Well because I thought I might organize this stuff by category. However I only did two of them. So please leave a comment and tell the lurker if you like this setup versus the old setup before I do real work. Also I want to do a post of only audio that you can get for free and legal. I know this is not usually one of my concerns but there is some great stuff out there and they are giving it away. Please email or post a comment. Oh and keep the submissions coming.
And now for something completely different.

Videos

This is a compilation of a wonderful set of commercials. I have watched this three times……..Cheers!

Some of you have bought the Wii. I will not because it is the Gitmo of the gaming world…Thanks Mary

If you like Dora the explorer than you will love Maraka

Just more reasons not to attend church….I do like compilations

An old one but who does not love Mario?

Man….I am going to this up and coming school. Is that a PS1 controller?

I love a good commercial

So totally not safe for work…Very funny though and with Amy Sedaris

Some of you have seen this before. A lovely PSA about white programmers….close enough…Thanks Pete

Oh my Kermit....Damn the Junk

Ok I know I harp on the Evolution vs. creationism thing

Go ahead be in the know Uh OH DNDers run

Been around for a while but I will tell you I learned something…Oh this one is better because it has subtitles….Thanks Nigel

Wow that is a different point of view. PLay on

Oh when geeks have a show

This is one of those Pissy work videos. Ya know angry with the computer…That never happens!

This is the winner of Wasting your time. These are a set of shows that were on about the Justice League of America. They are live action and hideous. As Colin would say they are a commitment

The Challenge and the Roast

Compilation of women falling. Just wonderful

Ya I am the mall lurking and you gotta go

God Tube…no really…not kidding!

I only made it through part of this but it a time waster and just plain strange.

Links

Now I know everyone enjoys sheep but this is ridiculous. I guess they would be good to count.

Count in Korean, are you crazy. Well it is time to join the craze…Thanks Zack

Are you a premed student? Do you enjoy saving bunnies? Are you quick? Seriously quick. I did not save the bunny...Thanks Pete

Quick game. You are the missile!

Some enjoyable shirts

Do you enjoy music? Do you ever listen backwards? I mean the music not your sitting position. I love this because they have Nature Trail to Hell.

Just strange but with a flair for the cool

I may become a Republican I will use this as a guide to the other part of America

My cans of soda are not cold enough quick enough….buy this

This story is very important to the lurker

NSFW…Frightening pic of a Woman

Do you enjoy going to a site and no one knows or would you rather go to Google an there are a group of friends waiting for you.

Jesus he is good. The first is the real site, the second is a wonderful parody. They would make great posters

Um OK…big black balls…of fun…Totally safe for work

This blog is wonderful. Great pictures of toys that should not exist. The lurker is impressed. Hopefully the Pics work

The return of the 13th volume

OK, I was driving home in a foul and depressed mood because I could not get this thing to work but because of a strange growling man in a tan car and a bowl of oranges I realized I had let it win. So with much nashing of teeth and oatmeal cookies the deed is done. However for the time being no more embedded videos until they fix the glitch.

One last thing when I and Mrs. Lurker were at our local large purveyor of food stuffs we found an intersting pairing.
and now the delayed post!!!


Welcome back to the 13th installment of Wasting your time. Before I begin I would like to thank Jonathan and Pete for sending in goodies. Please if you have weirdness I will take it. Oh and the usual shameless plug, if you click on an advertisement I will give a large percentage to myself. In fact I will give it all to me and Mrs. Lurker. Happy wasting of time.

I have watched this countless times and it kills me.

Guns kill people but what do pants do?

Now two great tastes that are great together, Star Wars and Elvis

I know what you are thinking. But why?

A nice bit of comedy

Organ puns on T-shirts, finally.

Oh those healthy incredibles

I know I have done a lot here on evolution but I did not know Darwin had a posse

An oldie but a goodie

Are you sick of Family Guy not being interactive, Try this. It needs work

Enjoy two superheroes that go so well together. Oh and ignore the awesome floor they are standing on when flying

Another in the wide world of what the hell?

Why is he checking what his kids do..ugh!

Internet Safety tips...beware

Another rather uncomfortable dating page. I love when he explains how he came up with his username

Chuck Norris is a bad ass, the video.

The big-time video for Obama about Hillary done spoofing the original Apple ad. This really well done and I even love the edited in iPod.

Fox news interesting banners

This is one to watch a couple of times. Look for the people getting out. Winter sucks

And you think my photo is creepy

A magician that leaves you hungry for more. I like tag lines that sound like bad news anchors on TV

You are at home confused and wishing there was a higher place to ask for direction, try this!

Just a nice montage of News mistakes

It aint no thing..oh wait yes it is.

Very nice ad campaign

I had to go and they were watching

I have not watched the whole thing because I started to lose hearing. I don't have a clue what it is about.

And speaking of going, bring a journal to write what you see.

Stop your jibber-jabber

For all the friends getting married this summer, click here first.

Nice bit of animation about a door

This has been around for a while but it is the future of ordering pizza

Since everyone has sent me this I had to put it on.I give you the iRack

Really not sure, just a guy and his collection.

How big is a cell for captured prisoners

Hello Kitty and the hell that it inspires

A depressing post

Unfortunately there is a HTML problem that is all over Blogger that will not let me post videos or publish, so after this post I will not post again until this is fixed. I have to say I enjoyed doing this while it lasted and I regret that Blogger is taking such a long time with this.

Hopefully in the future to be here again,


A very sad and depressed Lurker

Wasting time Volume 12

This video is one of the best on the web. It has two problems though. First it is in German and it starts very slow but the payoff is very big. Think a safety video meets Run Lola Run and Evil Dead.
Freakin awesome!!!




This seems scarier going so slow.

See this is why I do not work at a fast food joint. Sound works well even with the cheesy announcer.




I am so drunk, the game!!

Must be German day....watch the top right hand



There is something so awesome about these pics. The free floatingness of it all is very cool. Send in your own

This is so uncomfortable. You just want to help the poor guy out.




This one is similar to the one above but it has to do with a Phoon, read on

I have no idea why I find this group so catchy but give em a try. Plus the guys mustache looks like a caterpillar. You can find a lot of their videos on youtube or Noggin

This is just plain dumb. Pump the volume nice and loud especially if you at work.

Thanks Pete for this. I just joined a union and I needed this intro video



I used to believe in a network of computers as a child a web if you will, see what others beleived as kids

Great Video



Ya you think your awesome with your Target bought retro t-shirt. Well you are so living in the past. Try Retro the new way!

Finally a network for me



Ya know I could try to write something witty but just watch the intro instead.

Thriller was bad but in Indian, Youch




It must be a day of sites that just do one type of picture. This is...well...um...just people crying.

Walken the scariest of actors



This is Wonderful! Not only is it George Brett but he's gotta nice package. Um its a guy thing!!

Zombies and kids, Kids and Zombies. I feel all cold and squish inside!!



Think Small babies coming at you and you shoot them, Fun eh!

Oh Tom Waits you are fun



This is an old one but McDonald's is still hiring.

I like Gum




Great fun Game, Very cartoony, Oh and the S key is to jump.

Just me and my peeps....in the library

Welcome to the Heart Attack Grille






No reason to ask why on this one?


A long time ago I started sending out junk I found on the net to all my friends. The post below is that first email. Enjoy!

A few that I saved up over a long time…all safe for work

I had to watch it twice.



No wonder Dell sells so well



OK forget Global Warming—need sound…have a nap then fire the missiles



Mimes are funny…Need sound for this one



This is for all those seal clubbers out there



Good old fashioned pain



stupid but funny



Pay close attention to his words in the beginning



Boring but impressive



awesome but he is such a jerk…need sound to hear the high pitches



Why? Someone is getting on in years



hahahahahaha goats…for those without sound…startled goat, well …uh…um…..faint






Now this did happen at ours but peter and colin beware…quite a compilation



very very funny …I am an actual asian male ….beware bad words on screen



Gosh I am wasting away with ayds



Enjoy everyone and get some damn work done today

Wasting Time volume 11

Welcome back time wasters. This is chock full of yummy time wasting goodness. As usual click on the ads that support the site and pass it on if you like what you see. This is all said with a hefty please.

Enjoy
Signed
The Lurker

Hot Hot Cats doing what they do best! This site is awesome.

This is one of the best video I have seen in a long time. I need a block of ice down my pants! Thanks Nick


Now you might think I have nothing to do watching and posting all this waste of time but I am not this guy.

Yummy KFC. Why cook dinner.

This is tremendous if you live in a place like NY that has posters everywhere. It is a bit of vandalism you can do yourself.....How about HERPES. Check this out.

Man the other day a few of us got wasted and stumbled into the hanger and we flew the Millennium Falcon outta there. Never fly drunk!

The site below I call shenanigans on. Anything that can be done to these lovely people the better.
This is such an awful site. I put it here because at first I said OK this is a joke but I think I am wrong. Awful awful stuff. Also again this feels like a joke check the video but still horrible stuff.

So you thought PS3 was a bad idea too. Finally get some music to go along with your thoughts


So I had wondered how my computer's mouse worked, now I know.

These video were the best as a kid.


Sometimes I can't figure out what these movies are saying. Good thing for the translator.

Serious I saw this one and I am still having flashbacks...Pickle Surprise


I tried to figure out a better way to tell people my phone number but mine does not spell anything. give yours a try.

I love noodles too.


I like this idea. Hide something in plain site and then someone comes and finds it and the circle is complete.



I despise this game. Stupid ball and stupid geometry. Ugh! There is a problem. It is addictive.



Just strange. See how long you can listen to horrible songs and see how others fared

What the hell is wrong with these people?


Have you been stealing from the great and glorious Internet? Find out the worth.

Very cool, Nicole you must already know this...CHEATER!!


And speaking of stealing from the Internet Triple J, one of the great radio stations, has free Mp3's

Ann says no one will care but I was very happy to see this commercial.


Don't get it just watch or maybe call the number.

Your kids still easting chicken nuggets? Not after this they won't.


One more on the fast food scene. I personally would have lacquered this and displayed it. Freakin awesome!!

So you want to waste time but you are all tense and anxious. Click here and wait for it to load. Very relaxing and fun

Men's retreat, just OK


Really close Google maps

This scares me


Are you heading to a meeting and you need some key phrases to hit them with. Try here


I really like this type of ZOOM thing. This one is very long.


This is an old one but I do like watching it


Matrix version of above



OK I know I harp on the intelligent design thing but scientist singing?