Wasting time volume 10

If you find anything that should be on the site please send it here. I wanted to put more stuff online but everything fun is disappearing off of youtube.


So you bought a magnet for the troops. I bet they really appreciate it.




Keep your eyes on the door. I do so love ridiculous stuff on newscasts


Apparently
stained glass in Boston churches has really changed





I think we should be doing this everywhere


I am not sure if I should but Nutragrain stuff or be frightened from it......BABIES!!



Science fun to do with your anarchist children

I was never the best
at parking my car, maybe I should practice.

I love this
product! It reminds me of the girl in the D&D cartoon with the
staff. Gosh she looks happy.


From the same website as the previous link. I may buy this one.



I don't know this one is mesmerizing. It is a stuffed Chewbacca sing things. I don't have a clue why though.

So
you have never heard a Platypus then it is time

Why do the Japanese get better ads then we do? GET HIM!!!



Do you feel good about yourself? Well let us stop that now. See what others have accomplished by your age. This could destroy an ego, BEWARE!



Ya I like the Muppets too but this is obsessive. It is a WIKI devoted to em.

Unusual video. Think sims and an airplane instructional guide


I laughed for a while watching this one, Bit nippy huh bud?


This guy is everywhere in People's court. I love this one. Watch his eyes near the end. I want to be him. He is a true lurker.


I love this site. It is a parody of those hideous Match.com sites that piss me off.

This is from the same freakos that gave us the library game. Apparently it is harder to laugh than I thought


Not enough snow to make a snow man then try this one.

I want to be a Radical Atheist too. The video is nonexistent but I love Douglas Adams views on Atheism in Britain are quite refreshing



If you figure out why this was made please tell me. Think piano but with sunburned girls.

Just freakin strange


This is an oldie. 213 things Skippy can't do!

Who doesn't love Pee Wee Herman? Do you still like him while doing crack?


Below are the same video twice so that you can compare and contrast. Pencils ready?




Oh school is fun!!


Going to the bathroom has become high tech.

A list of dumb notes written to excuse kids from school.

I don't know about you but I really like the Apple commercials....in other languages.

So you hear a woman scream and it is your time to shine and rescue her. Best article ever!


Myspace the Movie
"She's got the angles"

Do you wanna see the angry beaver?????

I have been a fan of Don Hertzfeldt work for a long time. This is bit of work he did for an intermission of an animation festival. There are two other parts.



This creeps me out. Mark my words she will kill us all!!!


The interweb has arrived with this fantastic dot com company

Flash Mob humor is wonderful


I have been adding these numbers to my cell for like 6 hours now.

Just awesome....I am mighty finder


Wow this is strange even for this blog. furniture porn. safe for work.

I know I am an apple geek and majorly biased but come on.


Don't look away you will miss something.

Man everyone can understand this guy. He has to be making this up.

Thanks Bud!

I am definitely showing my cat this video.


Watch the chicken in the background.


A Star Wars song done in barbershop quartet


I love this commercial. The best is the first kid to speak. ...and it's mine


Until next time...keep lurking

Wasting Time Volume 9

In this post you will find the frightening and the strange. If you like this stuff leave a comment and tell me. If you don't or if you have a good link to recommend please leave it at the bottom.
And as usual click an ad on the right for kicks.

I wish our national bird was something else




OK so you are looking to spice up your webpage with a little life. I mean really little. How about a ton of fetuses or fetai or whatever

This is an oldie but Homeland security never gets old. YAY! Cheney and Duct Tape!

The non-moving Earth and anti-evolution web page of the Fair Education Foundation. What does this mean you ask? How about a freak telling you why evolution and orbits are wrong. Wonderful stuff here

An Ugly baby made better.....with Photoshop

I am not a fan of David Blaine and his little attitude. This is a wonderful spoof on his act.


There are certain comic strips that sync perfectly with my thinking. This is one.

IKEA is a wonderful place for all types of interests. Great commercial


I will never know why I find so much funny in news people screwing up. Fainting is funny.


I love me some flea markets but do I rap about them? NO and there is a reason!


Do pine cones turn you on? Does nature arouse you? Check these sexy sexy pics of nature.

Sylvia Browne is a psychic. She is just an awful one. Seriously I have always hated this throaty pathetic woman. Watch the show host try to help. SAD very SAD


I love this. Kids draw some pics and then artists do their version of what the kid was thinking.

This is a classic of classics. Famous before there was a youtube.OK quick pun. It is a whale of a good time.


I used to carry a notebook with me just to write down bathroom grafitti. This is a site devoted to it.

Sometimes YETI hair gets everywhere! So I get my barber tools out and go to town

Bored the mini golf to the rescue

Simple: Write like an Egyptian

Bathroom Duckies + Darth Vader = Perfection


OK now you are super thin from exercise. It is time to eat. Weight watchers cards from 1974. Ouch!!

It is unfortunate this could not be embedded. Stupid people on stupid game shows

This is the best idea. I hate these people who park in two aisle in a parking lot. It would be worth buying a ton of these.

Apparently there was hidden video on the next generation DVDs. I am a little scared inside


The obsession with cats on the internet is scary. Cats dancing. One at a time is ok, more is frightening.

Do you find the New Pope frightening. See the real story.


This would be funnier if the writing did not look like the person took this seriously. Chewbacca's blog!!

You ready for some hot porn? Alright this is semi ok for work. It is a great take on photos.


Have you decided to become an uber leet? Understand the speech. This is so sad. It is like a primer for those who have no idea but want to spy on the children.

Bees are hot. But they are not swingers.

I must admit I don't get the code but if it is true it is really very funny.

I searched for this after I lost it a while back. Someone has gone through MySpace and found awful haircuts and then paired them with superhero comic characters.

Basic funny stupid signs.

Pax-com, two games that are great together.

Why are resistors so damn sexy?

Best site on the planet. Listen to all sorts of movies at work. Also the player features a stealth mode that looks like Excel or Access.

Don't have a girlfriend, no problem.

Last post I put up a strange mouse pad. This one is a strange step forward.

He-man Spy-dor. Beware of it.



Samwell's what what....There are levels of scariness here.


I had no idea there was such a thing as a combat rosary. I first thought it was a thing to strangle others. Who knew says the Jewish kid.

Love Bacon but you find it sloppy in the tub then follow this recipe.

Porn from the seventies had a certain...um...groovy ..um...soundtrack. Well meet the composer and get some funky downloads or just give a listen to Rubber Love



Why geeks are worth it. An open letter on Craigslist.

Hope you enjoyed the list and I will see you next post!
The Lurker

Wasting Time Volume 8

Another Week another waste of your time. It is Thursday and it is time for the weekly slowdown.

Enjoy!!

A thank you is worth so much…to the entire world.

And speaking of the world, welcome to the the frightening Cat Town USA…Shiver

So you cannot make up your own mind, and then open it up to everyone. Decision by committee as most people know is fast, decisive, and useful….hmmmmm

Battleship, the best of games

I don’t get the obsession with cats. I like cats. I have cats but I do not make up funny statements for them.

Ok this is a cat post overall

So you like star wars and eating organic then click here

So you don’t understand storage space on your computer and you like school house rock then this is for you.

I like Demetri Martin but I am not sure about his part with Microsoft

So ya wanna know the history of personal computing but you do not want to read about it. Well then look at it through the commercials

I do not understand why I think this is interesting. I mean it really sucks…or is it drains?

OK this is strange but it is a list of executed offenders from Texas with pictures. Why is this on the net?

A series of movies by color. I start you on red. That one is funny.

And now a product for the dirty old man in all of us.

I have no idea what this means but boy this person is sexy!

So you do not have a girlfriend, then use this one.

I love this Game. I cannot stop playing it.

Cute funny and a bit dumb. Flash of the Olympics

If you like to shoot zombies that are block like this is for you. no seriously this is fun. Thanks Pete.

Why would you buy that, a look at eBay auctions.

I had to watch this twice. Watch the woman on the left. This makes me laugh a lot. OLD PEOPLE hahahahahah!

So you think of yourself as an artist. Well you are no Jackson Pollock....unless you click here.

This is not the wheel of fish but it is the Wheel of Food. If you cannot decide where to eat then you should definitely try this. Make sure you put in your zip code.

I love bad puns!

Oh Obama you devil...of a smoker. This is the most desperate newscast I have seen in a while

So damn uncomfortable!

I love me some figure action

Lewis Black is the best!

Wow, Vader like you never heard him before!

The Lurker thanks you!!!!

Know that the caffeine you have purchased will keep the Lurker up for long periods of time looking for time wasters and creating videos for you.
Sleep peacefully tonight knowing you have done well for all of society.
Now back to the videos.

Signed,
The Lurker

This Group was called Wasting time volume 6

Ok you have seen the Apple commercials but have you seen the English versions? It is a bit strange and entirely um well…British. Try Tentacle!


Finally a bumper sticker I can get in front of.


Ok this one is moderately safe for work…just a little game, rather frightening


Now I know many of you feel angry about this issue so I give a site to get in touch with your dime hating feelings

Ya no children for me thank you!

So you have tried to waste time at work before. This brings wasting time to a whole new level. Those that get motion sickness need not check it out.

Our friends say we have a large cat

A new product to be safe no matter where you go or end up…..if abducted

Nothing to tremendous here but some unusual hotels I would like to stay at

This is really only good for those getting married alas we don't have any one doing that.

This goes along with the product above

Pretty much safe for work but…. I know scarf knitting is all in now but these will keep you warm too

For those itunes buffs here is another take. I haven't tried this yet but it looks good

If you know what second life is then you should also be aware of first life

As far as I am concerened this is safe for work but it is sex related and really dumb. Video gamers need to look

Just a fun little music page you will need sound

I have no time for your so called crafts but each one of us is a precious snowflake

Yes there is a site devoted to shoelace tying. Really not kidding

Rather frightening pictures of celebrities

This was one of my favorite old apple applications….Eliza…tell her all your problems

Maybe a secret santa gift for the co workers

This is sooo retardely funny. You need sound

A slightly funny take on the mac page…meh

Nothing better than true wasting of time, a face manipulator

I used to think some of my friends had a lot of extra time doing their early stop motion weirdness but those were fun to watch. I give you star wars done with hands



Feel good or bad about your stance

I collect a lot of crap but this is a lame collection

Don't ask why just look

World beard championships

People with Jeremy. I think I dislike this child

I have never really been worried about banana bruising but now

I have not completely figured this one but very weird and slightly creepy


I am sure most of you have seen this. Spiders on drugs




Just a little note


I love this game


Stop motion paper fun


blinking good time


Aethists are delusional. I know cuz god said do. This is pretty awesome


Your world of warcraft addiction


Drink up Mr. awesome


If you do not remember this than I cry for you


WAMPA commercial


I too am addicted...to this video


Best ad on the planet

Don't steal my oranges
naughty word on TV - Bad Quality

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

I do like a parody.

Wasting your Time

PLease comment on your favorites from the list!

IS it wrong to fire kittens in the air?

Brand new Apple commercial about vista.

I can’t decide creepy or cool. Go ahead throw the ball around.

Decidely not safe for work so check at home. A dictionary of sex terms like plate job….Shiver

Weird website devoted to a very small amount of videos. Check em!

A notice from Zapata’s Cantina.

I cannot figure it out. It looks both fun and disgusting. A kid favorite

Knitting is so popular so I give you a site about Bad patterns.

So you were born. That is a good start but what is your bible verse you were born under. And I say I am wasting your time.

I need this chair. It is so wonderfully awesome. As much seating as needed.

So you are obsessed with Pokemon and would like to talk like one well…

There is something mesmerizing about this one, the music is good too!

I found this and was frightened that there is a whole page devoted to stool colors…Yuck!

A garden where ever you go

The only thing I think of for this product is to make your prints in snow look like Hobbit feet

A site devoted to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force debacle in Boston. They are the BOMB!

I consider myself a geek but I had to take a test to be sure

This takes a minute to load but lightbrite is fun

The Iraq war rages on the battlefield and on TV. Now understand the hand signals.

There are certain things in life I find so funny and I cannot tell you why

Republicans are funny

So you have been stealing music from the net for your itunes but you want to support the artists at their concerts but how to find them.

Mug = Mouse

Freakin yeah or just a museum devoted to ‘em…Shiver

Yes I am that damn lazy!

I love me some mini golf

Robots are awesome and so is Optimus Prime…make your own

Seriously I have an iPod and I do not need to dress it up. This for those that need to waste some funds.

Who doesn’t like Dr. WHO?

Just a little computer music for you.

And Luke said unto thee….

Nintendo makes their products so easy everyone can use them

You are fast eh? Well go shoot a sheep then.

Need a sound get a sound

Zombies are everywhere BEWARE!

It is simple let all of play bingo during a speech.

Well Smurf you and your speech too!

Thank you Burton for making me look like a terrorist ninja on the plane. That should work out fine.

Sound off in Boston with ATHF

This should be very popular. It will catch on everywhere

Internet explorer has fallen now beat it

I have always love the overlord that is sister pirate nun.

We all have seen the people the day after a party. It is not pretty…but it is damn funny.

Blow it in her face and she will follow you anywhere?

Beware it circles the Earth and the apes are Angry

Just in time for your Valentine

Yo she is pug ugly

Give her a rose and she will be stuck on you. Ok that was awful!

Great Valentine Indie Music for free for the fake holiday.

I love this one if you are anti Valentines Day.

The Beginning

And so it begins. From here on out this is a place of whatever weirdness I come across and would normally just share with friends. This is for the bored or the person that can no longer do one more stupid thing at work. I give you the tools to waste your time.

internetlurker