International Translation day

Happy (سعيد,glücklich, heureux, שמח, ハッピー, feliz, 高兴, lykkelig, sásta, גליקלעך, šťastný, ευτυχής, )International Translation Day

This just might be what music had been leading up to since we first evolved

I know I put up a music video yesterday but the Lurker saw this on Boing Boing today and could not help myself. Plus I was thinking a lot about this song yesterday so it fits perfectly.

If you don't actually want to just watch it. Click it and leave it running while you do other tasks. But remember to blast those speakers. 

Ghostbusters has always made me feel better

The Lurker is a bit down in the dumps after a bad migraine night so in hopes of lifting my and your spirits here is the Ghostbusters theme done by one guy.

Are you hungry? I am suddenly. Strange...

This must have been the best recess ever....too bad most of them will not remember it.

Click the link for a lovely story

The Lurker must see this movie

This surpasses anything I have ever seen before.

A thank you

To one of the best cartoon voices ever. Happy Birthday!!

The Lurker has a tummy ache

Since Wednesday I have not felt remotely well. I hope to be back to a normal posting schedule by Monday. However to give you a bit of the fun the Lurker has been enjoying I give you both the photo and the video.

Atheists UNITE and destroy

Apparently it just takes one man with a vendetta to ruin Christmas. WOW!!! The Lurker had no idea the Christian god was so weak. Also when did Season's greetings become a 4 letter word?
As a person who does not celebrate Christmas I love this sort of ridiculous indignation. No ever says do not celebrate or worship but some people are tired of being seeing only one point of view.

David seems like a pretty cool guy

why was this covered?

Why doesn't every crazy person get a news report like the homeless guy the Lurker talks to who tells him he sees floating bodies in the river all the time?
If he gets a news story I deserve my own show

Lurker's are generally loners

The Lurker felt Friday needed a laugh

So here you go.

Mayo? Corn Syrup? Ketchup? Why?

Click here to read one of the most terrifyingly funny accounts of a terrorist so far.

Why has the Lurker never seen this?

Here is a video of Buzz Aldrin finally getting fed up with a guy bugging him about conspiracies and bibles and pops him one.

Not sure about you but it was totally satisfying to watch.

The Lurker wants this button

The Lurker is thinking about it

Check it out!

We have 1 fresh pure soul here. It's a 25 year old soul in Super Mint condition.

Original owner has a college degree from Pepperdine.
She can be boisterous, but also very submissive.
The deed to the soul was signed in blood.
Think of all the fun you could have with it: you can use it for bargaining purposes, start a collection of lost souls, or keep it in your trunk for emergencies. The possibilities are endless.

Price negotiable. In the event of the death of the current owner, or future owner of the soul, the soul will be relinquished and returned to original owner.

* Location: Santa Monica
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Wow Wal-Mart does have everything

The Lurker does not go to Wal-Mart for many issues, one of them rage at the customers. However maybe I should just go and hang out at my local entertainment store.....hmmmmm

The Jokes keep coming

The reviews are in Seattle is the place to be. Read the reviews.

Peeping tom

Now that's a pun! Anyway make sure you watch the whole thing.

WTF Wednesday

If you can figure out what the hell is going on please let The Lurker know

This saddens The Lurker

As a person who walks (lurks) and looks in every gutter and crevice as he goes down a street, pausing to figure out what a bit of trash or unusual item he spies is, this saddened me. I found everything from a 100 dollar bill to a bag of pot. I am always looking for the strange, hence this blog.
So why does this video make me sad. Well it is about people and how they are numb to difference and the awesomeness of the planet.
I assure you if the Lurker had been there he would have seen it and grabbed one.

a 9/11 tribute to warm the heart and stomach

Toronto is cooler than your city

This is their PSA about the fact that they do e-waste recycling. Just awesome!!!

I read the title of this article and peed a little

Judges uphold house arrest for Internet lurker

 Ontario’s highest court has upheld a year-long house arrest of a Londoner caught trying to lure a young girl into sex through online chatting.
But while Samir El-Jamel’s sentence wasn’t changed, one judge on the three-judge panel hearing the appeal disagreed.
El-Jamel was sentenced Sept. 29, 2009 to a mandatory minimum 45 days in jail for possession of child pornography found on his computer and a 12-month conditional sentence for Internet child luring.
In a decision released this week, the Ontario Court of Appeal declined the Crown’s appeal to increase the sentence to 18 months in jail and overturn a decision by Ontario Court Justice Eleanor Schnall.
El-Jamel, who had no prior criminal record, had pleaded guilty to the charges on the day his preliminary hearing was about to start.
Over three days, El-Jamel, 24 at the time of his sentencing, chatted online with a London police officer he thought was a 12-year-old girl named Natasha. El-Jamel claimed to be 17.
The chats became more sexually charged as they went on and he performed a sex act in front of a video camera during one of the computer conversations.
El-Jamel was arrested as he approached a set place he went to meet Natasha and her 13-year-old girlfriend before they were to go to Natasha’s house. He had pre-arranged to have a three-way sexual encounter with them.
El-Jamel, who is married and had a child, came from a strict upbringing and had been sexually victimized when he was younger.

Looking for a beard mentor

Looking for a beard mentor
Date: 2010-03-04, 3:40PM CST

I've had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I've tried styling it in the past but I just can't seem to get it to the next level. I'm looking for some srs protips with this, as well as possibly some styling services by someone with skilled hands. Please submit to me your beard/moustache resume. Also if you have pictures of you achievements that would be greatly appreciated.

I'm currently having trouble with getting my handlebar working correctly as well as keeping the sideburns even.

This is 'srs bsns' (serious business) as I've been informed I need to style it up, shave it off, or loose my job. (I work in adult daycare.)

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: negotiable depending on services

PostingID: 1628697112

How about one more song?

Found this one recently and the Lurker instantly fell in love with it.

Info you need for the day

Here is a link to the stats from all the Rambo movies. Just click it and it will explain itself.

Mustache

From the worst to one of the Lurker's new favorite songs. This I grew a mustache form Motion sick. I like the name too.

The single worst piece of music you will hear

If you can make it through the whole thing then crown your self the champion because this will be a struggle of wills. Trust me!!!!

Christian side hug explained

Thanks to alert reader woolysheep The Lurker is now smarter. Watch this awesome review of the side hug. It's all explained here by someone with Peter Griffin syndrome. His own words.

It begins again

Hi Lurkerites,

This is just a heads up to say the Internet Lurker has begun putting up videos once again. I finally have my computer up and running and my new Betamax player is set and ready to go. So if you enjoy old commercials and ridiculousness jump over to my Youtube channel.

Signed,
The Lurker

P.S. If anyone has any old ( pre 90's ) VHS or Beta tapes they are getting rid of that have commercials let me know. Please no real tapes (movies, tv series). Just taped off TV crapola is what I am looking for.

Christian side hug....WTF

Continuing down the road of awful music is one of the strangest songs. Are hugs too sexual or something?

Music week again

Get ready for a little Kids Incorporated.

Sad to say but the Lurker owned the Tape that went with the show.

Across America

Since the music yesterday was so horrendous the Lurker thought he should bring you something good for your ears. So here is a video of a guy walking across America. It's pretty damn awesome!!

Have we learned nothing?

In honor of history repeating itself here is a dead whale being blown up. This is also here to make a hospitalized friend laugh. Here is the new news-story. 

An open letter to Mac OS Ken

Dear Ken, Mr. Ken, or can I call you OS?
    Anyway, for years I have listened to your show and you are part of my morning routine just as much as the coffee I dribble down my shirt. I love the show and look forward to it everyday for all my Mac news. As much as I enjoy the show I do have a bone of contention. Everyday I put my iPhone in the cradle in my car and head of to the mines (read that as my teaching job) and everyday your picture sits there looking as bored as a cat watching dust-motes. Please for my sake, your listeners sake, and America's sake put up a new picture. How about a smile or a devious grin? Hell I would even take a malicious frown but not boredom. Yes I know I can turn the screen off or hell I could treat you like a parakeet that I want to go to sleep and put a dark sheet over your pic but I like seeing all the info of what you are going to cover. So how about it? What do you say?
Please keep rockin the podcast.

Sincerely,
A fan of the show

The Internet Lurker

Everything about this is creepy

From the music to the stills it all needs to go. Thankfully the duo at Everything is Terrible keeps us alert of this sort of stuff.

Thank God For Kids from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.

for moral uses only

Check out this lovely auction on eBay. Do it quick because you only have 1 day and 3 hours left. Seems totally legit. Go ahead lurkerites buy it and let the Lurker know how it goes.

This needs to be stopped

The Lurker has written and ranted here before of stupid crap being added to cars and trucks like.....shiver...truck-nuts or those stupid ass red nosed reindeer additions but now autos have a new awful addition carlashes. Carlashes? Come on. Knock it off. They are big dopey lashes taped on to your headlights.
Well at least I have yet another easy way of identifying people I do not want to be friends with.

The best Fake iPhone review ever

The video is long but so damn funny.