Finally we have all waited for this international holiday and now it here. Lets all celebrate!!!
Gosh it is so like Christmas Day! Happy iPhone day
Signed,
The Lurker
Friday, June 29
Wednesday, June 27
Wasting Time Volume 27
Another week has blown by in this wonderful heat and now it is time to start cooling off by relaxing with a pure icey cold blast of wasting your time.
Enjoy!
Signed,
The Lurker
Side note: The other day we were talking about prostitutes near where the Lurker teaches and it made the Lurker wonder whether you tip a prostitute. And of course once you head down that road you start asking things like what are going rates? I am sure the wonderful wonderful Internet will save us and provide an answer.
And now onto wasting time.
Video
- Samurai competition
- Some really cool children playing some great music
- A video about tossing crack high humans....just except this is our world and go with it.
- OK you are high and need a true soul sucking waste of time, then go ahead and click
- Drum Machine
- Women need to understand their place
- Great web cam video
- Wow this beer makes everyone happy
- Petitioned hippies to ban water
- A rather funny and heavy handed look at the history of Microsoft
- Michael Moore shares his view about File Sharing
- A roommate war with a buttered floor
- Unusual piece of animation about a tribe
- The door
- Chinese Spongebob....hmmm
- If he pitched this way at Fenway he would have been killed
- Unusual video that takes hold of your screen, very unusual
- Old commercial but still great...Cat Herding
- Cats in midair...seriously awesome
- I am sure this started out as a funny idea and now he should have realized that it is permanent by now
- Compilation of bad jobs
- This makes total sense to the Lurker
- You know the pictures of people everyday for a year, this is the same but it starts at 1976 and goes till present, only once a year though
- The future of Main Street
- You just saw the future now see our glorious past
- Time lapse of a city, move cursor around
- Many many pictures but don't be deterred by it try this one
- These photos are awesome. The Lurker likes the wind swept lion
- Lawn
- The Lurker's house has a lot of junk in it but this is superior
- The Lurker was sent this a long time ago by Colin but this is a collection of all the albums.
- Inside the fridge
- Oh the beach with man-e-faces
- Finally us geeks change the tables
- Stereographic pics
- Great timeline of the Internet
- Top ten reasons you are a fundamentalist christian from evil bible
- A Google search for Chuck Norris
- An anti Hillary campaign...just wow
- The Duck Family tree
- cow abduction
- American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention
- An odd clock to leave on when your away from your computer
- Finally the horrors of wireless explained
- The Lurker does not usually do these if you were born in the eighties lists but I liked this one
- I am sorry who are you?
- Zombie help guide
- Elastic threesome
- The Lurker drives like this guy
- Tiny Grow game
- Need your own barcode
- App;e evolution
Knitting (Mrs. Lurker Knits)
Sunday, June 24
Wednesday, June 20
Wasting Time Volume 26
Welcome back to the beginning of another work stoppage.The first wedding is away and it was pretty damn awesome and the merry couple is off to the land of the aqueduct. Hopefully they are bringing the culture of the Lurker to those in Italy. Check out Shaun and Geoff's pics. Below is the GEEK bachelor party at a wonderfully old local movie theater. The movie was entitled several hours of 10 player HALO.
Videos
I know I am going to get a lot of emails about the next two videos but they are about people overcoming the odds.
Make it through the first song and then you have Youtube GOLD. The Bon Jovi song is freakin awesome. If you want to know more about the group click the video and their is a description. Oh also thanks to Jarrod for the submission.
The best cooking show ever. I love the Jelly.
- Tuna Throwing contest, why not
- Welcome to my home. A great voice over. The Lurker was crying and laughing when he watched this one
- If the Lurker had a religion this comedian would be Jesus. Gilbert Gottfried is awesome. ...you fool
- I have been cranky in public but this guy loses it at a hotel......more coffee!
- Preacher preaching at colleges in Florida
- There are certain videos that you can only ask WTF!! but really this one is not to be believed
- Chair dancing reverend....just awful...thanks Pete
- Weird 911 recreation video
- Finally the phone Zack has been alluding to for years
- Really Really good light saber duel
- When life copies family guy, unfortunately this rather uncomfortable.
- Technical problem....fun with wires
- We have both kinds country and western....and Iron Butterfly
- Stick figures on crack
- A what is love compilation, really very strange
- How to crash a coworkers computer
- A guy watching girls watching a lifeguard who is not watching them
- Russian education filmstrips....nice way to present this. There are a bunch of them.
- Roger Clemens 2057. The Lurker is not a sports fan but this is funny.
- Paris Jail the music video
- Pre HALO photo...just awesome
- Unusual Cloud formations.....thanks Mark
- Nice advertisement...good use of the pole space
- Google's solar project
- Like Absolut and finding things?
- Alphabet of Horror
- Running away from the Camera
- Really cool photos of a newborn island
- Japanese Soft Drinks
- Planned Parent hood comic book
- Even thought the Lurker is not a fan of the Simpsons anymore nelson still cracks me up
- Oh the fashion quarterly
- Not sure about this one but the Lurker would love this in velvet
- Dropkick the Faint...The Lurker has no idea who the faint are but....
- Nice game of Ladybugs
- Spot the fake smile
- Bible fight
Extra
The Lurker was going through old video tapes and found this little gem. Enjoy!
Signed,
The Lurker
Signed,
The Lurker
Thursday, June 14
Wasting Time Volume 25: The wedding issue
Welcome back for another volume of wasting your time. This volume is going to mainly be concerned with weddings. The reason is simple, at the moment, the Lurker has way too many friends having weddings. I believe there are around 6 or more, I lost count. So I give you the Wasting Time Volume 25: The Wedding Issue. Beware you may be next!!!
Signed,
The Lurker
P.S. Check out the special the Lurker uploaded yesterday. Do the Preggo Shuffle!
Wedding Videos
- Wedding bloopers 1
- Your relatives at your wedding.
- This one you can watch over and over. A lovely couple that makes you smile
- Fake or just the way things are normally. Maybe suspenders...hmmmm
- Just when you are dancin the night away and someone goes and hits your microphone....cough! cough!
- A wedding commercial that just makes you very very uncomfortable.......We call it beeeer!
- If you get married tell family and friends not to speak to the camera...especially if you are George Bush
- The Lurker wishes he had done of this. Cake prank
- Only burglarize on your honeymoon
- Wedding Bloopers 2
- Cinnamon girl to the rescue of a wedding
- Please do not go insane over your wedding
- The holy ghost invades this man during the ceremony
- The best dance scene at a party after a wedding
- Wedding bloopers 3
For those not having any or going to any weddings the rest is for you.
Non Wedding Videos
- There are videos and then their are videos. Entitled: When a funeral goes bad.
- From the same people who brought you the noodles video....The magic hat
- Are you an Obama Mama?
- Australians take on the Westboro Church.....awesome
- A really really good version of star wars done in real Legos
- Human Tetris. I love the Japanese and their game shows from hell.
- Another Japanese game show. A really long treadmill and some cookies...go figure
- Film is not a crime....awesome thanks Jason. Oh and how do I turn this off
- A set of photos from the new creation museum in Kentucky. I love the dinosaurs.
- A great wall of evolution
- Merry freakin Christmas from the Bush Family
- A bunch of hideous mail boxes
- I shop here and love the produce, They are so detailed.
- Christian and you love Zombies then this is for you
- Fox news throughout history...thanks Pete
- Mr. Lee's Cat Cam...The best cat thing I have seen in a while
- Never saw it coming
Special
A thanks goes out to Trevor for the Lurker's new logo at the end of video. To See Trevor's masterwork watch the video all the way through. This video it is on is a masterpiece in awful. It is a bunch or gaggle of pregnant women rapping. Just horrible.
Also another video of Don King impersonating Tony the Tiger.
The next installment of wasting time will be up more than likely late tonight or early tomorrow.
Signed,
The Lurker
Thursday, June 7
Wasting Time Volume 24
Well another week and more time wasted. The Lurker has been putting out feelers for a new job and this is one of the responses he has received.
Your online resume has been reviewed and we have determined that you are qualified to apply for a position as a Customer Service Representative with our company, Too-Spoiled. We are one of the most exciting web launches in recent years. Customer Service Representatives with Too-Spoiled need outstanding written and verbal communication skills, excellent phone etiquette, knowledge of both Microsoft Office and the Internet and at least a year of experience in customer service. Our Customer Service Representatives assist models and actors with all site-related concerns, help them maximize the revenue potential of their personal profile pages and troubleshoot any problems they may have.
The Lurker has no plans to send his resume into any place called too spoiled. What an absolutely awful sounding place.
Videos
A night at the Creation museum
Fantastic Commercial
Fantastic Commercial
- Decent Mario Cart Parody with people
- Power Rangers Parody
- The Theme for America from the Fast Food Rockers...just wow
- Thundercats live...Thanks Colin
- I don't know why this cool but it is. Liquid Nitrogen thrown into the pool
- Thank goodness for Sonic the HedgeHog and his public service announcements
- The Lurker was never a big fan of this comedian but overlayed onto an anime it helps
- Do not Click here because it will suck the time out of you...Catchy music
- I wish they would do this for the new debates. Politics + Fantastic Four = awesome
- I'm Rick James Bitch!
- Poor Poor scared reporter
- I have seen a lot of versions of Video killed the Radio star but this one takes the cake
- Think before you post PSA
- Talking Cat...creepy
- Saddest commentary on 911 in America....They were stupid
- Watch the voice behind Optimus perform. This is really cool. Autobots Roll Out
- Somewhat mesmerizing little dancing doll
- Forget Mentos lets do this instead
- A commercial about a gassy squirrel
- Get yourself banned from Wal-Mart. Really good stuff. Lets all join
- An extremely addictive Game called KURSOR
- Need a new identity in a flash? Try here
- Very entertaining game with a can of beans. Pump the volume on this one.
- Strange Conversions for weights
- Nice game for the kids. 5 minutes to kill yourself, rather addictive
- Raise your Veggies with faces. No really this product is cool
- Edward Gorey
- Not really understanding this one. responses to Craigslist postings
- Best Myspace page evah!
- Paris Hilton, the prison game
- Star wars toys that really should have been made
- A game where you pee on flies
- So are you a hipster?
- The David Blaine of the Hamster world
- The Simpsons as anime characters.
- Say a blessing. Help for Jews who cannot remember the Prayer. The Lurker might buy this.
- That is a long cat
- Street Fighter gone old school, literally
- Knitting for anatomy majors
- The Lurker finds this really neat. Pictures of melting Popsicles
- Google street sightings...read the one about the guy and his dog. Even the Lurker felt bad
- God plays rock, paper, scissors
- Sometimes mothers carry their young on their backs...this is kinda similar.
- Now the Lurker was a trekkie but this takes the cake
- Recipe for the big burger......cake
- A game of Google images. Guess what was searched for
- Truck humor
- Apparently they are using the USA technique
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