Wasting Time Volume 39

Another week *cough* couple of weeks and a new volume of stuff to waste your time comes out. The Lurker got into work and decided to do his usual monthly check of my spam folder and The Lurker was greeted by the basic spam, Viagra, porn, too fat, too hairy, not hairy enough. This time however The lurker could not contain his laughter. The writing was too obnoxious and awesomely dumb. "Carina spreading apart her meat curtains" How magical is that? It is so damn hideousness. And speaking of hideousness because of Halloween the Lurker thought he would decorate for the great holiday. So we have this truck with people on the side. They are random people supposed to represent the place the Lurker works. So The Lurker printed out a whole mess of mustaches and taped them on. The Lurker found this hysterically funny but then again the Lurker has watched Daffy Duck do the same thing. Then The Lurker went to check on his work and someone had taken it all down. So the Lurker suing his brilliant deductions noticed a trash can and figured they must be in there so the Lurker put them up once again. This very morning they were gone. There is no laughter in some souls............................Maybe goatees next.

Signed,
The Lurker

Video

The Lurker never trusts zombies learn what to do. These people put out a series that helps you understand things of the net like Wikis and RSS feeds


WOW! so much to learn

• What happens when you give two guys exercise balls
• Good Idea, moderately funny bathroom prank
• Gali the Alligator...the decimator
• French D&D in action
• Darth Vader in love Part 1- so strange and pink
  
• G.I. Jonny
• Ninja Parade, good coverage from the Onion
  
• Ann Coulter the music video called perfected
  
• The razor - a strange tale of a comic
  
• Nice Mashup of the Peanuts cartoon
  
• If you are not into music you will be bored. A video of some musicians who break into an apartment to make music
• Cheerleader run over by football team
  
• Another great cartoon from Pixar, this time musicians
  
• An old classic - Rude Rainbow
• How to steal an election
• Lovely little Vodka ad
  
• A collection of Viral videos set to we didn't start the fire
  
• Why is this Storm Trooper dancing around?
• Wow the well is dry when all the Japanese can think of doing is screaming at each other. Still better than wheel of fortune though!
• Hate to be stupid but I know nothing of this guy. Nice looking documentary about the face on mars though
  

Images

• Best damn photo ever of our Government at work
  
• What you get what you expected
• McDonald's new ad, they sure are pushing it
  
• The great sausage uprising
• the best stuff on my cat ever
  
• Welcome to Eurobad 78
• I see Jesus everywhere
  
• weddings
• Creepydolls - crab
• Good flying
  

Links

• Card toss game. very addictive
• Finally this goes the other way. Chinese getting English tattoos
  

Wasting Time 38

The Lurker has been out of work for two days and he feels like utter crap. tomorrow the Lurker hopes to go back. So to this I wanted to at least put up a post to feel like I actually did something. That's all the Lurker has so onto the fun.

Signed,
The lurker


Videos

Now the Lurker loves seriously bad Helen Keller jokes but this is just ridiculous

QVC sells cat bags

• One seriously clean window
• Endurance Challenge: Mordred's island
• Hydro commercial, really strange but cool
• Ashcroft is gone but his media stage presence lives on
• Oswalt's Star Wars rant
• Must be in a Star wars kind of mood, Triumph the Wonder Dog interviews geeks
• Table cloth challenge, you have to love a Japanese gameshow
• This is why the Lurker never goes outside, poor kid
• When did Burger King get so nuts with their commercials
  
• More SW, this time the best political commercial
• Oh those crazy beauty queens
• Seriously a limbo gameshow
  

Images

• There are good pictures and then there are pics, UPS driver
• Ebay porn, mostly safe for work
• OK, this is a comparison of bars *cough* I mean the women at the bars but only in Sweden and the UK
  
• Not the bird flu again
• Comics through the ages but only the NAD shot
  

links

• Really nice puzzle game
• Just the worst type of game. Sneaky find the difference game.
• Awesome idea to use older flash drives
• News story of an Aethist who hs his house egged, the last line is the best in the world.
  
• This should be kept in every kitchen, a periodic table of foods that go bad and when
  

Short Week

Sorry everyone. The Lurker lost a day of research due to the holiday so just not enough time to get it done. If you would like to help please send some stuff over to the Lurker. OK it really wasn't the holiday but the Lurker started an old xbox game and he cannot do anything till it is done.

So for show and tell all I brought was Colin's submission. It should be labeled MOST AWESOME THING ON THE NET!!!!!!!!!

Seriously just amazing. Keep the hideous coming in. Just WOW!

Sincerely,

The Lurker

a bit of awesome

The lurker is against Twit Romney. He once cut funding to the Lurker's job for teaching people English and computer literacy.
Watch his face as he answers this guys question about medical marijuana.

Wasting Time Volume 37

Another week gone and done with. This weekend we not only get a day off but there are 3 weddings of note going on. So to all the happy couples get some sleep tonight. It is a long long day.
Now onto the fact that the vote is overwhelming to choose just the best vids and so the Lurker has. Everything in the list is the best he has seen all week. Come on more is better and more fun to boot. So if one does not grab you another hopefully will. Enjoy the cream of the crop.

Sincerely,
The Lurker

P.S. The Lurker should mention the new blog. He and other imbibers are going to three bars per week and rating them. This all takes place in New Bedford, MA so expect some sketchiness. It can all be found at the NB Bar Flies blog. not much up there yet but soon.

P.S.S. If anyone readers of this post want the lurker to highlight their blog or site send an email.


Videos

This is the type of commercial that the Lurker searches for on old video tapes. Wow just gold, freakin awesome.

A disturbing and funny anti smoking ad

• Bowling would be better if it were hockey
• This is a video from a guy who has a ton of conspiracy videos. This one is of a grey behind bush. A grey is a gray alien. He also has a bunch of reptilian conspiracy videos. The Lurker beleives there to be an ancient war of grey aliens versus reptilians.
• Idiots smashes a WD40 can
• A great yellow page ad
• The Lurker does not post too much on the voting conspiracies but this one has a great feature 500 of Karl Roves emails. No really quite interesting.
  
• These look just so damn delicious. Space Sticks
• This is part of a very short movie called Goodbye to the Normals. The Lurker has not been able to find the rest of the film. It is only 4 minutes long.
  
• Try to ignore the commercial on the right. This is a set of videos that this guys roommates play on him. This one is in a library.
• HA! The US of A does not contain all the political stupid in the world. The front fell off. Totally safe for work no matter the title.
• Deadbeat superheroes
• Handgun shooting. This is really cool and simple.
  

Images

• A brand new genre of music
• Semi creepy anime girl, takes a bit to load but so weird
• A Mr. T poster
• Avery sexy storm trooper with Vader
• It is just a phase, a really long phase
• Creepy KFC pic. He looks thinner to me
• a Stephen hawking Lego
• Ewwwwww......Hoff Soap
  
• Furries vs. Klingons?
• Sometimes you lose even when you win. I mean the kid was against two trees.come' on!

Links

• The navy has new construction ideas
• A craigslist not about some Hummer girls