Tuesday, February 2

All the single Jedis say awwwww

The last line surprised the hell out of me.

Wanted: padawan Learner (Kansas City Area)
Jedi Master looking to train a new padawan inorder to build the ranks of the Jedi and bring balance to those with The Force. Must have completed training as an initiate.

Training will include:

How to build your own lightsaber.
The art of negotiation.
How to more fully harness The Force: move objects, read minds, suggest thoughts, control your lightsaber, and do cool acrobatics.

will consider all candidates (but will give prefference to females 21-30yrs/old: send picture)

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