Tuesday, March 24

Oh Craigslist your incorrigible

Free Psycho Girlfriend (Pawtucket, Ri)

Free Psycho Girlfriend.

My brother in law has a hard ridden, slightly used girfriend up for grabs. Frankly, she was ridden by a biker gang, and put away wet some years ago. She has frequent flyer miles at planned parenthood, and butler hospital. She will stalk you if you so desire. She likes poker, long walks on the beach (stay away from rough water), and driving you, your family, your employer and anyone you say 'hi' to, fucking nuts.

She comes with her own car, clothes and personal effects. I'll even throw in some gift certificates at her favorite restaurant to feed her lazy ass for a few days. She has job skills in cutting, pill popping and "offensive driving.

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