Wednesday, January 7

The more I read the more confused I am

Yesterday the Lurker came across a news story about Manhattan smelling like maple syrup again. The again I find to be the strangest part but whatever. But today I find that there is a disease called Maple Syrup Urine Disease. Does anyone else see the connections? The world is coming to abrupt pancakey end. Wait wasn't there a biblical flood of syrup once? OK so it wasn't in the bible but it was on the east coast and it was a giant molasses flood.

I warn New York and all of the East Coast here and now. Do not forsake your breakfast gods for they will smite you with delicious delicious syrupy goodness.

I swear this is the last day I will be taking the trippy pills known as Dayquil. Maybe these prophecies will stop.

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