Wasting Time volume 18

Welcome back! I am hoping this post is a lot longer with some good junk to waste time to. I got some feedback from people saying they were disappointed in the amount of things they actually got done so I apparently need more to get your productivity down.

Hope this one is more to your liking

Signed
The lurker

Videos

• The Lurker does not watch the show but Trading Spouses is awesome and also dork sided or dark sided or just big, crazy and insane. This is a commitment but WOW just WOW! I swear she keeps saying dork sided.
• Oh MY. Freaking Awesome..She-RA and He-Man touched me in a bad place
  
• I so wish this was real. Border Patrol with Bush
  
• Start Dancing but beware.....compilations of dancing flubs
• Finally semi exciting bowling
  
• I would stay away from this car if I were you
• The Lurker used to read Lenore and it always stuck me as a lesser Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. This is a set of cartoons for the comic.
  
• Baby got back the Gilbert and Sullivan version
• This is for all those getting married this year. Be careful who you invite. Best wedding video ever...Brides maids away.NSFW
  
• Nice little song about a small subject. Give it a little bit. He take a while to get going.
• Ping Pong when you are really really good.
• Tarot reader looking for a hookup...very nice
• Finally some Rap the Lurker can get around.
  
• If you know nothing of online games avoid this one. This is a primer to what you might have to deal with in big dungeons
• Wonderful take offs of an Emo girl. There is a series. I got to say this is very funny stuff......I am soooo depressed
• Shocking Commercial
• Nice way to deal with kids doing drugs
  
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force on the show 24, watch out Boston!
• The Lurker would go see this movie. Run Fatboy Run. The eggs are wonderful.
• OK French girl singing for this nice little video. If you like pop stuff it is a lot fun. she also does Un Monde De Parfait.
• Dumb kid doing something dumb with canned snow
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Images

• Good Old Vampuss
• Time to rock out
• I am thinking of where to put all these. Varying Uncle Sam Posters
• Nice little illusion of movement
• A little poster for you
• Bathroom Sign
• A collection of Slippers. Travis will be so happy....Crinkle
• I knew it was coming. Hello Kitty...of Doom
• Instructional set of photos for the impromptu ninja. Amazing.
• Just plain bad wording, then again it might bring a lot of people in.
• Pictures of Fox News doing what they do best, being fair and unbalanced.
• Neverending story meets Jesus...um...why?
• The war begins
  

Links

• Just a collection of animated gifs that people like. The pedophile wicket is decent
• 100 unsexiest men. How dare they put Gilbert Gottfried there. The Lurker thinks of him as a squinty god.
• Cheney on Earth Day. Awesome!
• I knew there was Russian plan...for Fisher Price vehicles.
• A site devoted to the Holey Burrito
• The Lurker cannot deal with these photos. The Lurkers stomach goes all throw up-e.
• Still unsure of this one. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
• Lonely? Need a special friend that cannot come and visit you? Try here.
• You have listened to the Blues now make it interactive
• Finally some real history and logic applied to the figure of Santa Claus.
• Write messages with sexy ladies. May not be safe for work.
  
• The Lurker is reminded of Zack's favorite the lizard people conspiracy page. This is a page devoted to the conspiracy of the rockin out symbol.
  

Games

• Want to play a game as in Wargames try Defcon
• An updated version of Killer or Programmer
  

Shopping

• Finally a place for Peter to but stuffed meat. I like these a lot.
• Just awesome things to buy
• The Lurker must own this shirt
  

Wasting Time volume 17

This will be a shorter post. The lurker has had to spend too much time not lurking and keeping up appearance in the real world. BOO! REAL WORLD!!!


To see some pics from the lurkers weekend check here. The lurker is of course missing in the photos because he was a lurkin'. Oh also Mrs. Lurker has requested that an upcoming post should be for our green conscience friends. SO from here on all post will be made from recycled blogs from other sites.

Video

• Apparently the lurker's theme song...Oh to be net Pirate
• Keep it green. A series of video about two girls who are now riding the bus...for the enviorment...very funny
  
• Cannot figure out what this is but kinda catchy
• Cool commercial even though it is Pepsi
• Old and kinda cool
• A music video with a song that is very catchy and retro...Fat Girls on Bicycles
• The return of the oh so frightening BLAINE!
• A bit slow but fairly funny Japanese video of counting sheep
• One really creepy dog...um who has the force
• Love connection with an unusually named man
• Great reactions from this man
• A bit slow but funny...snowball at a reporters
• This is a common thing nowadays, take a pic everyday but this one has a nice twist. Show the kids this one.
• Would not be a post without a compilation of the dumb...on boats
  

Links

• This will make some of the lurker friends sad!
• God hates Shrimp...way better than the next one and makes more sense
  
• Gay? just read the bottom line and you will be all better
• I wish this was a real rejection letter, just wonderful
• She will be your best girlfriend evah!
• Well I guess any reason to put up a site is a good one...look at mine...pardon me
• Are you looking for a new religion? Check here to find out what you should be. The lurker came out what the lurker thought he should be.
  

Games

• Essentially take your frustrations out on a person
• Angry with your boss try here
• Just a dog, give him a click
• A line drawing game
• Left or right...you decide?
• Fly swatter
  

Images

• He truly is cool
• Vader is full of hot air
• The lurker is a Geek but not an uber Geek
• Cafeteria rules
• Geek humor
  

Shopping

• Buy this for your lonely dog now
• Nice comforter
• Best cards ever
• Start sewing now...just great idea...blood pillows'
• Man I have needed one of these for such a long time...what a great combo....dammit where are my keys I gotta get home
  

Wasting time volume 16

Sorry about the lateness and the length of the post but I have been unusually busy. Enjoy

signed,
The Lurker


Videos

• The lurker has been known to download illegally and I know it is wrong but I did not realize how wrong.
  
• Wow I have been looking for a tutorial. It is about time I learn.
• I had seen these during the election but Nick had reminded me about them. Think second worst campaign ad ever.
• 3 second of fun. The beach is nice but....
• Ya I am not buying one of these. My question is how do you fill it. It must take a week. Keep you mind in the gutter when you watch.
• Seriously awesome...Think people with way too heavy of accents talking Pokemon.
  
• This week kept seeing videos of Dick Cheney lurking on the side of a press conference. This shows what a problem he can be.
  
• OK just remember to not piss of the cops in Spain.
• Mainly for Tim. One description said "they had to give him a bucket of cash for this"
• And I thought I had hobbies. Fun at McDonalds
• Need a theme song while you search in Google then click here
  
• Essentially accidents set to Super Mario Brothers sounds.
• A very strange music...um video..i guess..oh Abbey
• I need to see more of this cartoon. I am going to the dance at the end all the time now.
  
• Not really sure this is necessary but...How to get a Big Mac for a dollar.
• More on the science of burger making...this one made me ill. Think Supersize me as you watch.....ugh!
• He's the computer man...really nice commercial. Get a MAC
• The Lurker is a major fan of Public service announcements. This is a new one showing the evils of Myspace and such
• Finally Mia your dream has come true. Peeps in a NUKER
  
• Another PSA that you will be humming all day long
• Finally help for dogs...Thanks Nate
• The video is not bad but the laugh track is horrible
• You might be grossed out by this...Simply a pelican eats a pigeon. hmmmm
• I have no idea but entitled your all gay.
  

Evolution and religious videos.

• I considered having this one at the top of the list I liked it so much. Mother + Atheist son = unhappy x-mas. Religious tolerance not big in this family. Good thing he is not gay too.
  
• A bit long but rather frightening. I don't think God is great for the old heart or the young one for that matter
• This one is long and will drive Nicole and Steve mad. Essentially Satan is behind evolution.
• This is the video response to the one above. It is a bit dry but he is very good and only fourteen...nice

Images

• One of the funniest things I had read in a long time. Seriously the Lurker must bow to the jokester of K-mart.
  
• A how to on making pancakes when space is limited. Not really sure why though.
• A little thinking first would be good
• Luke vs. Harry...see Kim there is a reason to watch all the movies
• If this happened to a school I went to I would have packed up and never returned. The freakin idea ...ugh the Lurker cannot deal .......shiver
  

Links

• Seriously Wikipedia is the best thing on the planet for having a list like this....screw encyclopedia Britannica
• Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys...thanks Pete
• A list of Blurred places on Google maps. very interesting.
• A nice way of explaining DRM to someone.
• The best foosball ever.
• This goes with the plush toy site
• I no what Shaun's children are wearing for Halloween
  
• Pimp Daddy Swank's World of Comedy Porn Titles!

Games

• McDonald's Game
• Dan Dan's Revolution
• Sun Micro systems and Indiana Jones...that makes sense
  

A set of instructions...Thanks Jen
1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. then click on "get directions"
4. type " New York " in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type " London " in
the second box (the "to" box) and hit the Get
Directions button
6. scroll down to step #23

Wasting time volume 15

Welcome Back everyone. Another week and has gone by and it is time to waste more of your time you do not have. The lurker likes this look and will try to keep it up if possible. Yesterday was the lurkers birthday and he celebrated it properly by attending a meeting with Mrs. Lurker at the town hall. Some might say the lurker was loud and annoying when he should have only been quietly lurking in the back and unfortunately he made it into the local rag of a paper. So much for the being the nonentity in the corner. Oh well enjoy and lets all get less done. Oh and send some stuff in. There is so much time wasting going on it is unbelievable.

The lurker

PS As usual click some ads and use the bookmarking tool if you belong to any of the social bookmarking sites. The button is all the way at the bottom.

Video...I am including flash movies here. Just because they are flash does not make them less of a person..um video..

• Trevor's New animation. Very good. I believe I was with the artist when he first met the young crayfish. Love at first sight.
  
• A video so strange that you just have to watch. Watch to learn a new language and apparently get a bit of exercise?
  
• Just get through the crappy mime stuff and you are on your way to bizarretown...thanks Zack
• In honor of Passover
• This one gets a warning. Very good PSA but it gave me bad dreams....Thanks Colin
• A cute bunny singing for your pleasure about the lack of his...pleasure
• I don't usually put up just a video unless it is really well done...Mute Math...Thanks Pete
• See this is the reason the lurker never leaves the computer and trots down to the docks
• Rocky in 5 seconds
• Warcraft as Birth control?
• OK my cat might pee everywhere but he never interrupts my printing.
• Lower the computer volume for this Dell representative and friendly fun guy
• Boys Beware! The most awesome anti homosexual propaganda. Now remember to watch out for the overly friendly. Damn them for picking me up. Both funny and frightening.
  
• Usually a recut trailer comes out bad when done in this manner but this one comes out OK
• Get your fight on! The Lurker may have participated in this sort of thing in college...may have
• I could try to come up with something witty but it is so not worth it for this...Ya I got nothing
• This song is very catchy. I think they sell sauce of some sort. I need to buy their hats.
• Sometimes to waste your time you just need to spend a little time with your cat
• Weird Al Virus Alert...the only one I do not have....yet
• Skip the ad, super friends that are airheads
  

Audio

• Roy Zimmerman, He has videos of his act. They are worth it. Great songs
• The Lurker is not known for his musical ability but with this I am a drum GOD
• OK you are heading to a party and want to pretend you are from a different country but what accent to use...find out here
• Great list of music, If you right click on the MP# button and choose save link as, check the April's last days phone song.
• This is so wonderfully fun, type in a sentence and they use pieces of music to read it back, Also savable.
• More music flash programs, If you like electronic music check this one.
• The archive of misheard music lyrics. The one for my name from Metallica is ther. Of wolf and men
  

Images

• He-Man and his sis!
• An inspirational poster to put up anywhere
• Um Princess Leia on a beach with Darth Vader...Just enjoying their time together
• But mommy why you gotta smoke?
• Oh you got your women in my guns....Oh you got your guns in my women...hmmm that quote does not work with everything. Anyways check here for babes and ammo
• Colin put this poor guy out of work....the sadness
  

Links

• Gotta computer but just cannot find the right position to be in?
• A great link talking about the people on Myspace.
  
• Peter used to talk about dirt cake and I thought that was lame but this brings it to new heights or depths
• Find out Miller's suckpoint. This is a wonderful letter. I hope it is real
• Cartoon character's skeletal makeup
• I have no idea about this...Think of 3 mannequins having a TV show
• Rather a lot of time on his hands check the pie charts to be sure
• Finally a God FAQ
• You are dead to me. The list is long
• No idea what is going on at Zombo.com
  

Games

• I love this thing...The question is what happens when you poke a penguin
• Run people over with pedestrian killer
• I guess this belongs under games, New York city Pac-man
  

Strange things to buy

• Most awesome statues, buy one now
  
• Snorg Tees
• I must own these cups
• This is a video of Clocky the alarm clock in action. Created as an MIT project I think.