Well another week and more time wasted. The Lurker has been putting out feelers for a new job and this is one of the responses he has received.
Your online resume has been reviewed and we have determined that you are qualified to apply for a position as a Customer Service Representative with our company, Too-Spoiled. We are one of the most exciting web launches in recent years. Customer Service Representatives with Too-Spoiled need outstanding written and verbal communication skills, excellent phone etiquette, knowledge of both Microsoft Office and the Internet and at least a year of experience in customer service. Our Customer Service Representatives assist models and actors with all site-related concerns, help them maximize the revenue potential of their personal profile pages and troubleshoot any problems they may have.
The Lurker has no plans to send his resume into any place called too spoiled. What an absolutely awful sounding place.
Videos
Fantastic Commercial
- Decent Mario Cart Parody with people
- Power Rangers Parody
- The Theme for America from the Fast Food Rockers...just wow
- Thundercats live...Thanks Colin
- I don't know why this cool but it is. Liquid Nitrogen thrown into the pool
- Thank goodness for Sonic the HedgeHog and his public service announcements
- The Lurker was never a big fan of this comedian but overlayed onto an anime it helps
- Do not Click here because it will suck the time out of you...Catchy music
- I wish they would do this for the new debates. Politics + Fantastic Four = awesome
- I'm Rick James Bitch!
- Poor Poor scared reporter
- I have seen a lot of versions of Video killed the Radio star but this one takes the cake
- Think before you post PSA
- Talking Cat...creepy
- Saddest commentary on 911 in America....They were stupid
- Watch the voice behind Optimus perform. This is really cool. Autobots Roll Out
- Somewhat mesmerizing little dancing doll
- Forget Mentos lets do this instead
- A commercial about a gassy squirrel
- Get yourself banned from Wal-Mart. Really good stuff. Lets all join
- An extremely addictive Game called KURSOR
- Need a new identity in a flash? Try here
- Very entertaining game with a can of beans. Pump the volume on this one.
- Strange Conversions for weights
- Nice game for the kids. 5 minutes to kill yourself, rather addictive
- Raise your Veggies with faces. No really this product is cool
- Edward Gorey
- Not really understanding this one. responses to Craigslist postings
- Best Myspace page evah!
- Paris Hilton, the prison game
- Star wars toys that really should have been made
- A game where you pee on flies
- So are you a hipster?
- The David Blaine of the Hamster world
- The Simpsons as anime characters.
- Say a blessing. Help for Jews who cannot remember the Prayer. The Lurker might buy this.
- That is a long cat
- Street Fighter gone old school, literally
- Knitting for anatomy majors
- The Lurker finds this really neat. Pictures of melting Popsicles
- Google street sightings...read the one about the guy and his dog. Even the Lurker felt bad
- God plays rock, paper, scissors
- Sometimes mothers carry their young on their backs...this is kinda similar.
- Now the Lurker was a trekkie but this takes the cake
- Recipe for the big burger......cake
- A game of Google images. Guess what was searched for
- Truck humor
- Apparently they are using the USA technique
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