Friday, July 9

Everyone can use a walking stick

The last line is the best!
Holy Moses walking staff - $500 (Chula Vista)
Date: 2010-07-05, 8:56PM PDT
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I'm going to go ahead and part with my friggin rad Holy Moses walking stick. It's totally Biblical looking and you can do more than just strut around town with it. You can hit people with it and say something like, "You are healed!" and probably get away with it because of the power it might possess. I haven't tapped into that power yet by the way, but by looks of this thing I know you can bust out some rad miracles. You don't even need to have a limp to use it. It's a great accessory and goes with most any style of dress.

It measures 3ft 10in exactly and weighs 2.8 pounds. I'm not sure what kind of wood it is but it's solid. I'm sure you could break some window and crack some skulls with it if needed.

Please email or text 619-392-2919 and no lowballers! $500 firm. Don't call joking around either ok?

By the way if you call it a Wizard stick or some sort of nerdy Dungeons and Dragons or Comic Con crap...DEAL OVER!! I know what this is, it's a Holy Moses walking staff.

* Location: Chula Vista

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