Thursday, June 10


ISO Talented Warrior
Date: 2010-06-07, 10:27PM PDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

I seek out a talented warrior, preferable someone with excellent axe and shield skills, to challenge for a fight to the death. I am dying a slow and painful death and my religion frowns upon such an unworthy death. But a glorious death in battle grants me an eternity to Valhalla. I can pay you a hefty sum and some a percentage of my final assets for your services. Serious inquiries only, must be willing to sign a binding legal agreement. Thank you!

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $12,000 +

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