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You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)
Date: 2010-04-20, 3:04PM EDT
You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don’t think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one’s for you.
- We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then…
- We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned.
- You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:
- You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.
- The flash drive pops out.
- You look at it.
- You squat a little bit.
- You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.
- I am speechless.
- You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn’t work.
- I am confused. I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again.
- Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair.
- Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person.
This sounds like the makings of a good spy movie.
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