Monday, December 28

The Lurker is now your spiritual leader

This Christmas Day the Lurker harnessed the power of the Internets and the United Life Church and became an ordained minister. It took many long minutes of reading and dreadfully long moments of clicking on the screen but I made it through. I can officially marry people. How kick ass is that? The best part is that you essentially call the shots with this. They make you an ordained minister and you decide how to worship. So if you wanted to become a Jedi Knight or a Pastafarian you can do so. The Lurker of course is a person of pure internet energy and so he shall walk the innertubes of the net with pastoral grace. 
Come my Lurkerites praise the internets with me!

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